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Is your significant other or spouse smarter or dumber than you?
Smarter 5 (71.4%)
Dumber 2 (28.6%)
I prefer not to say, because she reads this when I'm not around 0 (0%)
I'll say smarter, but I really mean dumber. PM me for some funny stories about how she thought buffalo had wings. 0 (0%)
What does significant mean? 0 (0%)
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Is your significant other smarter or dumber than you?
Topic Started: Dec 13 2011, 10:59 AM (388 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Well?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
:lol2: slow day at the ol' salt mines, eh John?
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kenny
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I'll ask.
Hold on.
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Dan
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Here's a serious answer that I'm guessing is pretty much the same answer any of us would give.

My wife is smarter than me about some things and dumber about others.

She knows way more about virtually all things medical.

She understands most human interactions far better than I do on an intuitive level. Where I've got an edge in this category is from my experience in the work force and from my specific life experiences that I've been through that she hasn't. I do better at evaluating specific scenarios and working towards a desired outcome BUT, she will often hit upon the same course of action intuitively.

She knows more about chemistry, and mammalian biology. I know more about math and pretty much any engineering discipline.

This list can go on forever IMO. And also IMO this type of list will be true for virtually any two humans on the planet.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
I don't think smart and dumb is defined by what you learnt. :P
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Kincaid
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She is smarter, quicker thinking, more able to focus. However, sometimes she thinks she said stuff she only heard in her head.

I have much more generalized knowledge in my head and I am better at communication (with everyone but her).

This morning we had a long discussion about her brother and sister and it took us a long time to figure out that I didn't have a critical piece of info that was needed to understand (and agree with her). She is not sure if she forgot to mention it at the start of the story and I am not sure if it didn't register with me when she said it. I was standing in the shower, and our ears are getting older so that is not the best time for clear communication (body language and facial expressions would have perhaps helped).
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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JBryan
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D'oh must be either setting the cat amongst the pigeons or forcing guys to run for the tall grass. Maybe a bit of both.
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John D'Oh
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I'm just amazed that anybody was dumb enough to respond.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
My first reaction was 'now what possible payoff could there be to answer that question?'.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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kenny
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This thread begs the question, Wouldn't the term "Other" be more politically correct than Significant Other?
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John D'Oh
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kenny
Dec 13 2011, 01:06 PM
This thread begs the question, Wouldn't the term "Other" be more politically correct than Significant Other?
By the slippery slope argument so beloved of posters here, this would inevitably lead to them next being described as 'Insignificant Other', which would itself inevitably lead to much pain.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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VPG
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She (pardon the expression) blows me away!

MBA-CPA to start with plus a few more.

HOWEVER!

I think I'm much more worldly and logical.

HOWEVER!

My spelling sucks.
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
Each of us is sure we are smarter than the other.

Both are smart enough not to argue the point.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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apple
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both.. i'm basically smarter, but he works smarter.. definitely.
it behooves me to behold
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
John D'Oh
Dec 13 2011, 10:59 AM
Is your significant other or spouse smarter or dumber than you?
Yes.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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..............
We takes turns on who gets to be the smarter one. It's fair that way.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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garrett2
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She is definitely smarter than I. More attractive too.

I do have one thing on her though, flattery!

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Rainman
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Smarter or dumber?

Doesn't matter. That's why they invented L-o-v-e. . .

(geesh, sometimes I make myself want to :puke: )
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
anna magdelena is about the only person ill admit is smarter than me.

i still cant understand why she married me.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Achmed The Dead Terrorist
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Larry
Dec 13 2011, 11:38 PM
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BLINK, DAMMIT!
SILENCE! I keel you!
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Jane D'Oh
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I did not start this thread. In my humble opinion nothing more needs to be said.
Pfft.
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Piano*Dad
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John D'Oh
Dec 13 2011, 12:45 PM
I'm just amazed that anybody was dumb enough to respond.
:yes:



:lol2:
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Piano*Dad
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Jane D'Oh
Dec 14 2011, 10:02 AM
I did not start this thread. In my humble opinion nothing more needs to be said.
How do we know you weren't posting as him? Hmmmmm!
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John D'Oh
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Jane D'Oh
Dec 14 2011, 10:02 AM
In my humble opinion
Who are you, and what have you done with Mrs. D'Oh?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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