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12 Extremely disappointing facts about popular music
Topic Started: Dec 10 2011, 04:45 PM (343 Views)
John D'Oh
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For the Beatles haters among you, you need to re-direct your anti-Merseyside bile elsewhere....

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1. Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix

2. Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10

3. Ke$ha's “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single

4. Flo Rida's “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles' “Hey Jude”

5. The Black Eyed Peas' “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song

6. Celine Dion's “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record

7. Same with Shania Twain's “Come On Over”

8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album

9. Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined

10. People actually bought Billy Ray Cyrus' album “Some Gave All…” 20 million people. More than any Bob Marley album

11. The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles

12. Justin Bieber exists.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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I told you so.
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I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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George K
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I forwarded that list to daughter #2. Her comment:

"I just vomited a little."
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I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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George K
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John D'Oh
Dec 10 2011, 04:45 PM
For the Beatles haters among you, you need to re-direct your anti-Merseyside bile elsewhere....

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1. Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix
After all these years, does anyone remember Creed? I don't.
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2. Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10
What's a Rihanna? It sounds like something you'd have dripping from your nose.
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3. Ke$ha's “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single
What's a Ke$ha?
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4. Flo Rida's “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles' “Hey Jude”
What's a ...
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5. The Black Eyed Peas' “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song
On what planet?
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6. Celine Dion's “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record
Yeah? Well Celine Dion is probably prettier than...wait....
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7. Same with Shania Twain's “Come On Over”
OK, Shania *is* prettier than Mercury, Bruce or Cobain.
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8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album
See #4 above
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9. Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined
Perhaps, but, isn't she older than all of those guys combined? C'mon, let's be fair.
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10. People actually bought Billy Ray Cyrus' album “Some Gave All…” 20 million people. More than any Bob Marley album
Even more disgusting is the fact that Cyrus propagated his DNA.
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11. The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles
Nothing like originality and creativity, eh?
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12. Justin Bieber exists.
"Who is Keyser Soze? ... The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. "
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Some of you must have had a convulsion when you learnt that some Rock & Roll schmuck have outsold Bach and Beethoven, that Angry Bird has outsold System 360, that The Cat in the Hat outsold War and Peace. :lol:
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Dave Spelvin
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13. "Rush has sold more than 40 million records worldwide and garnered untold legions of devoted and admiring fans. According to the RIAA, Rush's sales statistics place RUSH third behind The Beatles and The Rolling Stones for the most consecutive gold or platinum studio albums by a rock band."
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Copper
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Dec 10 2011, 09:17 PM

The Cat in the Hat outsold War and Peace. :lol:

It's a better story.
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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John D'Oh
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I can't imagine that anybody's ever masturbated to War and Peace.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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14. I know you wish you witnessed this, or 10 minutes you'll never get back
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John D'Oh
Dec 11 2011, 07:56 AM
I can't imagine that anybody's ever masturbated to War and Peace.
Gotta correct you there, Mr. D'Oh (maybe more a digression than a correction). From Google, the Finder of All Things:

Masturbate for Peace

The theory is that it's better to masturbate than to fight wars. Well, duh. On the site, you will find many bumper sticker slogans, a few of which I repeat here for amusement -- certainly mine, if no one else's:


Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

Side with France, reach down your pants

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

War is cruel - flog your mule

War is heinous, thumb your anus

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

I'm going blind for Mankind

Think globally, whack locally

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
'I'm going blind for mankind' :lol2:

personal fave, Dave.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
Dec 11 2011, 09:16 AM
'I'm going blind for mankind' :lol2:

personal fave, Dave.
The winner for me was Side with France, Reach down your pants. Tears were streaming down my face.
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John D'Oh
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Dave Spelvin
Dec 11 2011, 09:33 AM
Mikhailoh
Dec 11 2011, 09:16 AM
'I'm going blind for mankind' :lol2:

personal fave, Dave.
The winner for me was Side with France, Reach down your pants. Tears were streaming down my face.
Are you sure they were tears?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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John D'Oh
Dec 11 2011, 09:35 AM
Dave Spelvin
Dec 11 2011, 09:33 AM
Mikhailoh
Dec 11 2011, 09:16 AM
'I'm going blind for mankind' :lol2:

personal fave, Dave.
The winner for me was Side with France, Reach down your pants. Tears were streaming down my face.
Are you sure they were tears?
ewwwwwwwwwww
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PattyP
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Dec 11 2011, 07:54 AM
Axtremus
Dec 10 2011, 09:17 PM

The Cat in the Hat outsold War and Peace. :lol:

It's a better story.


And easier to read.

A tired dog is a good dog.

"Dogs' lives are too short...their only fault, really."
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