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How Aqua applies for a job; ...at Five Guys
Topic Started: Dec 8 2011, 11:00 AM (244 Views)
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Kincaid
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okay, the part about pissing pants did finally get a laugh from me. It was close a few times (I cracked a smile) but was getting concerned it would not make me laugh. That was a close one.
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It did have a vaguely Aquatic character to it. Very early Aqua perhaps - less refined and not as pissed off yet.
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brenda
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The Aqua of today would be far more funny than that. He would walk all over that one.
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Aqua Letifer
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Yeah good effort indeed. :lol:

Maybe I should start posting my correspondence here? I write a lot of letters.

A lot of letters.
Edited by Aqua Letifer, Dec 8 2011, 05:57 PM.
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Aqua Letifer
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Okay no screw it. I have some things I can post in here.

I see that guy's funny e-mail and go all-in.

Back in a moment.
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Cheers
I need to hear the Lewis P. Hunt story.
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Aqua Letifer
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Cheers
Ok that second one is hilarious.
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:lol2: awesome stuff Aqua.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Aqua Letifer
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And of course, these folks do receive responses:

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I'm told they even sometimes result in a phone call or two.
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Yes, this is true creative writing! :lol:
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brenda
Dec 8 2011, 06:45 PM
Yes, this is true creative writing! :lol:
Which as you can see is excellent preparation for my future career at 5 Guys. :wink:
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Aqua Letifer
Dec 8 2011, 06:47 PM
brenda
Dec 8 2011, 06:45 PM
Yes, this is true creative writing! :lol:
Which as you can see is excellent preparation for my future career at 5 Guys. :wink:
Well, just like piano salesmen eventually realize that they want to sell Yamaha, burger flippers will eventually realize that they want to work at McDonald's.
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I'm cracking up reading this. I've known Aqua for 11+ years now, and this is SO indicative of his creative, spiteful, and lack-of-qualms personality. I srsly have like 50 stories of Aqua doing things like this. I've told him he should write a book of accolades. It would be a best seller (while banned in libraries).
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Oh, that was the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks Aqua!
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