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| How Aqua applies for a job; ...at Five Guys | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 8 2011, 11:00 AM (244 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Dec 8 2011, 11:00 AM Post #1 |
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| Kincaid | Dec 8 2011, 11:09 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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okay, the part about pissing pants did finally get a laugh from me. It was close a few times (I cracked a smile) but was getting concerned it would not make me laugh. That was a close one. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 8 2011, 01:59 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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It did have a vaguely Aquatic character to it. Very early Aqua perhaps - less refined and not as pissed off yet. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| brenda | Dec 8 2011, 02:14 PM Post #4 |
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The Aqua of today would be far more funny than that. He would walk all over that one. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 05:55 PM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Yeah good effort indeed. ![]() Maybe I should start posting my correspondence here? I write a lot of letters. A lot of letters. Edited by Aqua Letifer, Dec 8 2011, 05:57 PM.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 06:01 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Okay no screw it. I have some things I can post in here. I see that guy's funny e-mail and go all-in. Back in a moment. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 06:24 PM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 8 2011, 06:26 PM Post #8 |
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Cheers
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I need to hear the Lewis P. Hunt story. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 06:26 PM Post #9 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 8 2011, 06:27 PM Post #10 |
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Cheers
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Ok that second one is hilarious. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Horace | Dec 8 2011, 06:28 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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awesome stuff Aqua.
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 06:36 PM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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And of course, these folks do receive responses: ![]() I'm told they even sometimes result in a phone call or two. |
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| brenda | Dec 8 2011, 06:45 PM Post #13 |
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Yes, this is true creative writing!
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 8 2011, 06:47 PM Post #14 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Which as you can see is excellent preparation for my future career at 5 Guys.
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| Axtremus | Dec 8 2011, 07:07 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, just like piano salesmen eventually realize that they want to sell Yamaha, burger flippers will eventually realize that they want to work at McDonald's. |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 8 2011, 07:53 PM Post #16 |
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I'm cracking up reading this. I've known Aqua for 11+ years now, and this is SO indicative of his creative, spiteful, and lack-of-qualms personality. I srsly have like 50 stories of Aqua doing things like this. I've told him he should write a book of accolades. It would be a best seller (while banned in libraries). |
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| Luke's Dad | Dec 9 2011, 07:06 PM Post #17 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Oh, that was the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks Aqua! |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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awesome stuff Aqua.


6:44 AM Jul 11