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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 3 2011, 05:30 PM (445 Views) | |
| Jane D'Oh | Dec 3 2011, 05:30 PM Post #1 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I'm having an identity crisis! Somebody smack some sense into him... |
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| Improviso | Dec 3 2011, 06:27 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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2 computers in the house is the only solution.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 3 2011, 06:47 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yep. A Christmas present for the whole family? |
| And how are you today? | |
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| Jane D'Oh | Dec 4 2011, 02:53 PM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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We have 2 computers in the house - he sits down at mine Half the time he doesn't log me out before he beings, the other half of the time he doesn't log himself out when he finishes. |
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| George K | Dec 4 2011, 03:00 PM Post #5 |
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Finally
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Sounds like a good place to start a "What about your spouse pisses you off" thread. Or not.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 4 2011, 03:11 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Not. On. Life. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| VPG | Dec 4 2011, 03:16 PM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I'm single and all's right with the world. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 4 2011, 10:28 PM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Look on the bright side, Jane. Unknowenmost to you, you probably have somehow racked up some sweet scores on Flight Simulator, Gran Torino, etc. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 5 2011, 12:49 AM Post #9 |
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Cheers
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And she's probably a top 500 reviewer on Xtube. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 5 2011, 01:17 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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FIFY. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| LWpianistin | Dec 5 2011, 02:01 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| And how are you today? | |
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| jon-nyc | Dec 5 2011, 02:42 AM Post #12 |
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Cheers
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You're good, AL. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Dec 5 2011, 03:03 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Create separate logins and user IDs on your computer. I share my computer with two pubescent males. I do not want the NFL bookmarks or Ferrerai wallpaper in my face. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| apple | Dec 5 2011, 04:27 AM Post #14 |
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one of the angels
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how do we know this is not John.. just trying to get some attention? i share my computer with teenagers. They insist and have their own. |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2011, 05:07 AM Post #15 |
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MAMIL
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 5 2011, 06:23 AM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Brilliant. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2011, 06:43 AM Post #17 |
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MAMIL
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Apparently, there is a British website called Ewetube. I just looked (solely in the interest of research purposes, obviously), and it's based suspiciously close to where Mrs. D'Oh's father's family come from. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 5 2011, 07:06 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Bingo! Jane can make her wall paper highly objectionable to John, and that should prompt him to logout/login before using the computer further.
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 5 2011, 07:08 AM Post #19 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Like what? I'm hard pressed to think of anything that could possibly offend D'Oh. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 5 2011, 07:12 AM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Not "offensive," but "objectionable" to John. Perhaps somehing to do with Mrs. Thatcher. |
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| Dan | Dec 5 2011, 07:16 AM Post #21 |
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Senior Carp
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I have the solution for you. Change browsers. Let John use "whatever you use now", then you switch to Firefox or Chrome or whatever. Then, all you need to do is make sure you're in "your" browser. Worked great for me when my daughter started logging me out all the time from my e-mail accounts, etc. so she could log into hers. NNTTM. :-) Oh yeah, and your auto logins will keep working properly too! Edited by Dan, Dec 5 2011, 07:18 AM.
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2011, 07:40 AM Post #22 |
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MAMIL
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Yeah, because I wouldn't edit that picture by adding a Hitler moustache and German helmet at all, now would I? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 5 2011, 07:43 AM Post #23 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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See? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 5 2011, 07:54 AM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If you do, Jane would see that something is amiss, and would know to check logins (probably after kicking you in the groin) before proceeding with her own work. But it won't come to that, because it's so much less labourious to logout/login that to edit the desktop background picture, and you'd most likely take the path of least resistance. See, the system will work just fine. |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 5 2011, 02:27 PM Post #25 |
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MAMIL
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Thank you Dan!
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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