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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 26 2011, 11:17 AM (186 Views) | |
| Claude Ball | Nov 26 2011, 11:17 AM Post #1 |
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Ah jus' got back frum his funeral. Some of his family got upset at me for sendin' a wreath shaped like a life preserver.. But I wuz there when he drowned, so I know it wuz whut he wanted... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Sparky | Nov 26 2011, 11:19 AM Post #2 |
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Junior Carp
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My best friend in school had 18 fingers and 14 toes. We weren't very good in some subjects, but when it came to math I always knew I could count on him! |
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It's easy, with Tweezie!! Ok, I confess - I'm gray. | |
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| Stainweggie | Nov 26 2011, 11:21 AM Post #3 |
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Junior Carp
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I gotta give up drugs. Last night I accidentally did 3 lines of laxatives... I got totally sh!t faced.... |
| I have a 6' Stainweggie | |
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| Yu Suk | Nov 26 2011, 11:23 AM Post #4 |
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Last night I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg! |
| Hai! | |
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| The Silver Tongued Devil | Nov 26 2011, 11:25 AM Post #5 |
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Junior Carp
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I've always wonder just exactly what it was that Jehovah's Witnesses saw Jehovah doing.... |
| Never play poker with a man named Ace. | |
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| Taquisha | Nov 26 2011, 11:26 AM Post #6 |
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Junior Carp
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Some day I hope to be able to afford an iPhone...like the girl in front of me with the food stamps...... |
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You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary... Larry be my baby daddy | |
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| Tonto Goldstein | Nov 26 2011, 11:32 AM Post #7 |
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I had to call the cops last night! "What's your emergency?" they asked. I said, "Two girls are fighting over me." "OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?" "The fat one's winning." |
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Sock License # 113 Old Indian saying: How smooth must be the language of the white man, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong look like right. ~ Black Hawk | |
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| Mikhailoh | Nov 26 2011, 12:17 PM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Nov 26 2011, 03:31 PM Post #9 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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