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My friend died
Topic Started: Nov 26 2011, 11:17 AM (186 Views)
Claude Ball
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Ah jus' got back frum his funeral.

Some of his family got upset at me for sendin' a wreath shaped like a life preserver..

But I wuz there when he drowned, so I know it wuz whut he wanted...
Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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Sparky
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My best friend in school had 18 fingers and 14 toes.

We weren't very good in some subjects, but when it came to math I always knew I could count on him!
It's easy, with Tweezie!!

Ok, I confess - I'm gray.
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Stainweggie
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I gotta give up drugs.

Last night I accidentally did 3 lines of laxatives...

I got totally sh!t faced....
I have a 6' Stainweggie
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Yu Suk
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Last night I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!
Hai!
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The Silver Tongued Devil
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I've always wonder just exactly what it was that Jehovah's Witnesses saw Jehovah doing....
Never play poker with a man named Ace.
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Taquisha
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Some day I hope to be able to afford an iPhone...like the girl in front of me with the food stamps......
You ain't even SEEN a mad black woman til you read my diary...
Larry be my baby daddy
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Tonto Goldstein
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I had to call the cops last night!

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."
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How smooth must be the language of the white man, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong look like right.
~ Black Hawk
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Mikhailoh
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Yu Suk
Nov 26 2011, 11:23 AM
Last night I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!
:spit:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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