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| Pop Quiz - Speed Test | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 30 2011, 04:36 PM (427 Views) | |
| kenny | Oct 30 2011, 04:36 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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How fast is your Internet connection now? http://speedtest.net/ On my wireless laptop with Verizon FIOS fiber-optic service, my speed is currently . . .
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 30 2011, 04:39 PM Post #2 |
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Right now? Thanks to usenet, not nearly as fast as yours, at least not on the speedtest .swf
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| kenny | Oct 30 2011, 04:41 PM Post #3 |
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What's use net? What's speedtest.swf? |
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 30 2011, 05:03 PM Post #4 |
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You could've typed fewer words into google and had the answer... Usenet is a part of the internet older than the www. It's still the wild west, and a place where anyone can download anything at the fastest speeds HTTP can handle (Hyper Text Transfer Protocol - the protocol that powers the internet). speedtest is the site you linked to, and displayed results from. They use a flash app to test your speed. Flash files are of extension .swf, and are called "swifs." So I can run the speedtest "swif" right now (in other words, test my speed with speedtest.net), but it will look horrible, because I have a sustained throughput of 2MB/s right now maxing out on usenet. If you'd like to learn more about usenet, read up on both "usenet" and "newsgroups." Edited by KlavierBauer, Oct 30 2011, 05:11 PM.
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| George K | Oct 30 2011, 05:10 PM Post #5 |
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Finally
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Fvcking RMMP'er. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 30 2011, 05:10 PM Post #6 |
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LOL |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 30 2011, 05:14 PM Post #7 |
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Also - just to clarify why my 2MB/s might look slow compared to 15, a quick tutorial on Internet speeds. 1MBs != 1Mbps. There are eight bits to a byte, and B = byte where b = bit. With other factors, parity is more like 10:1 rather than 8:1. and so 1MBps is really somewhere between 8Mbps and 10Mbps. So the 2.44MBps I'm hitting right now is somewhere just over 20Mbps. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| kenny | Oct 30 2011, 05:45 PM Post #8 |
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Well now I'm thoroughly confused. What does the ! mean here? 1MBs != 1Mbps. Courtesy Hint: Pretend you are talking to someone not in your profession. |
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| kenny | Oct 30 2011, 05:48 PM Post #9 |
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Why confuse the discussion? ![]() Just report in the units in the original post. Nobody cares how much you know. Show off. |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 30 2011, 06:05 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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All you need to know is KB is a Techno-Druid, steeped in the old ways. But don't fvck with him. They still do ritual sacrifice of your IP. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kenny | Oct 30 2011, 06:40 PM Post #11 |
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Let's say there's a thread about our weather and we are posting our temps. Everyone posts in F, but one guy posts in Kelvin so someone says, "Huh?". Then he explains the formula to convert from F to K. Why did he post in K? Because he can, and show that he knows something others may not. People like this won't know how annoying they are till someone tells em. Some will get it and stop talking to regular people in a way that loses them. Some are permanently hopelessly stuck in their world of tech speak. A couple clearly think it's their job to train the world to learn everything that they know. ![]() I worked with many engineers like this for 23 years. ![]() Whatever. |
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| Klaus | Oct 31 2011, 06:48 AM Post #12 |
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78 Mb/s Up, 38 Mb/s Down. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| kenny | Oct 31 2011, 07:22 AM Post #13 |
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Wow!!! I heard Europe is way ahead of the US on speed. Is that at home or work? If at home is that about average? May I ask how much you pay? |
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| Klaus | Oct 31 2011, 01:52 PM Post #14 |
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That's at work. I think the speed would be even much higher if I'd be connected to the backbone with Gigabit Ethernet instead of 100MBit/s, because we sit on a rather big pipe. At home the results are much more modest: ![]() Since I live in a somewhat rural area I can only get 16MBit DSL here. This costs about 20 Euros per month. In my former home, we had a fibre glass connection - this was rather cool since one could get 1GB/s access if desired. But Germany is unfortunately not very active with regard to high speed internet connections - in some areas like mine 16MBit/s is the maximum. In the larger cities you can typically get 50MBit/s. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Mark | Oct 31 2011, 01:59 PM Post #15 |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 31 2011, 03:48 PM Post #16 |
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Kenny, I'm not showing anything off. Both measurements have always been used, but somewhere along the way they started being used interchangeably. Many applications give you a measurement in MB/s - so I was telling you I had a 2.4MB/s downstream connection - then explained why that wasn't 1/8th of your 16Mb/s connection. Your analogy with temperature is off - it would be more like you asking people's temps, then reporting yours in celsius, while someone else reports theirs in fahrenheit, and then neither of you understanding why they're different. So I explained the conversion between the two. Bandwidth is made up and agreed upon anyway. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 31 2011, 04:02 PM Post #17 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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14 Mb down, 1 up. C+. Faster than 56% of the US. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Oct 31 2011, 04:03 PM Post #18 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Kenny was just having a grumpy day. We all get them. |
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| George K | Oct 31 2011, 04:05 PM Post #19 |
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Meh...![]() Heh... Reboot modem and router:
Edited by George K, Oct 31 2011, 04:06 PM.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| KlavierBauer | Oct 31 2011, 04:06 PM Post #20 |
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Yes, we do all get them. We don't all turn around and act like dicks though, referring to people in a condescending way. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Lurkalot | Oct 31 2011, 04:20 PM Post #21 |
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Junior Carp
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Dammit KB, stop being so smart and using them highfalutin techno words. I'm going to go watch some Khan Academy vids now. I'll be back, though; just you wait. |
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| musicasacra | Oct 31 2011, 05:47 PM Post #22 |
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| ivorythumper | Oct 31 2011, 06:12 PM Post #23 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| jon-nyc | Nov 1 2011, 01:57 AM Post #24 |
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Cheers
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![]() I've seen better, maybe I could do better rebooting my cable modem and router. But I couldn't be bothered, this is fine for what I do. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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