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Topic Started: Oct 29 2011, 07:41 PM (77 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Aqua Letifer
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Win. :lol:

Actually Mik, I do have some neighborly news to report!

We live beside the only "apartment complex" on our side of the street. I put that in quotes because really it's just a concrete ****box used to store families who don't know any better at exorbitant prices. No doubt it was the product of some shady business venture, it would fail dozens of zoning requirements these days. (One example: balconies not only face the back of the building but also the sides, one of which is within about six feet of our kitchen windows.)

Most of the folks who live over there are cool, but of course we have that one sh!t neighbor who lives directly across from us. She likes to yell at our house for conversations held in the kitchen after 10 pm, from the darkness of her own apartment because she's too chickensh!t to talk to us about it.

We've sent a couple of "go **** yourself" letters over to their management about it, but it seldom does any good. In the latest incident, we heard a "some of us have to work in the morning" coming from this person's apartment. I calmly suggested (okay, yelled back) that maybe the best course of action would be to talk things over face to face, to see if we might come to some sort of agreement.

The next morning, I noticed that this woman indeed did not go to work in the morning as implied, and despite her closing her windows I know damn well she heard me point this out to her from our kitchen.

But you know what? We don't have to have any incidents like that any more. The problem's been solved completely.

On the opposide side of the sh!tbox sits a house similar to ours, and guess who moved in? Why, a whole coven of hippies! Eight or nine of them by my count, they moved in with a VW van and everything! They busk out on our streetcorner (a ridiculous place to try since traffic's so sparse), they play their ridiculous music at all hours of the day and night and blanket their backyards with smoke of any and all varieties. Their yard's already turned into a graveyard of rusty chairs, weird **** like road signs and patio furniture and goofy crap they all pick up at flea markets.

We already know the apartment folks have complained because the hippies have now taken to playing live music (live ****ty music) every other night starting at about 2 am. When the cops drive by they turn off the lights, wait about 20 minutes and then continue. It's fantastic.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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