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Compassion for the 1%
Topic Started: Oct 28 2011, 01:05 PM (2,263 Views)
KlavierBauer
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Jbryan: I too am amazed by some of what I've read in this thread.
It is amazing how much someone can know about another's life by looking at two doctored 2D depictions of several of the family members.

I'm absolutley amazed at the level/quantity of judgement being offered these people about their life.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
It is never helpful to allow the truth to be known when demonizing. It makes the target seem so human.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mark
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It's what liberals do.

Oh wait,

Conservatives judge people just as bad as liberals but in other ways.
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Luke's Dad
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Screw all of you in the 3.6578%!

I am the 96.3422.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Axtremus
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Luke's Dad
Oct 30 2011, 08:52 AM
I am the 96.3422.
How do you figure that?
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KlavierBauer
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Arithmetic I'm guessing.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Renauda
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Jolly
Oct 29 2011, 07:03 PM
[Janet Reno] I also worked for years as a child advocate in the courts. Not to brag or anything, but I have a pretty damn good sense of when a kid is happy and healthy or not. In fact, it's usually pretty obvious to me. [Janet Reno]

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I remember that incident and any reference to it is totally irrelevant to Madame Kollontai and this thread.

The relatives essentially kidnapped the child (a Cuban citizen) after the mother drowned rather than allow him to return to his father in Cuba.

The relatives were criminally wrong and Reno was right. The relatives had no legal or rightful claim of guardianship over the father in Cuba.

So there you have it Beauregard.

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Mikhailoh
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Elementary, my dear Axtremus - he's following the KK formula - anyone who has more than me is is the enemy.
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Improviso
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Larry
Oct 30 2011, 06:58 AM
ESAD
:lol:

I had to think about that one for a second.
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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KlavierBauer
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I'm partial to "EAD," and "DIAF."
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Luke's Dad
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Ok, now I feel like I'm part of a different 1%. What do these acronyms mean?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Horace
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I assume esad is eat s and die, not sure what everybody else is on about though.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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KlavierBauer
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ESAD == "Eat Sh!t and Die"
EAD == "Eat A Dick"
DIAF == "Die In A Fire"
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Horace
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Louis CK has a great bit about someone telling him to eat a bowl of dicks.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Axtremus
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ESAD = Extremely Smart and Awesome Dude
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Horace
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Pardon, it's about sucking a bag of dicks. Not sure how I could have made that mistake, there's almost nothing in common between eating a bowl of dicks and sucking a bag of them. Sorry about that.

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Luke's Dad
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So now we have LSR2, with LSR1 being PIE!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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KlavierBauer
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Louis CK makes me LOL hard - always.
A bag of dicks being eaten however, is clearly no laughing matter.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Improviso
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KlavierBauer
Oct 30 2011, 10:27 AM
A bag of dicks being eaten however, is clearly no laughing matter.
I'll say... walking around all afternoon with dick breath is no laughing matter.

Who am I kidding.... yes it is. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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jon-nyc
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Oct 30 2011, 10:39 AM
I'll say... walking around all afternoon with dick breath is no laughing matter.

Who am I kidding.... yes it is. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Going to have to defer to you on that one. :lol2:
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Improviso
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WAIT... :eek: I didn't mean..... oh... nevermind.

:leaving:
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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Mikhailoh
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speaking of eating a bowl of dicks, (how's THAT for a segue?), we had some really gross appetizers at the Halloween party we went to last night. I should have taken pics.

1. They took a white crock pot, filled it with hot dogs and a brown BBQ sauce of some sort, then put a real toilet seat on top, lifted the lid and put a skeleton on the pot reading a magazine.

2. They had a catbox - it was a plastic tub with some cohfection in it that loooked just like cat litter, and in it were tootsie rolls reshaped to look like cat turds, and dusted with litter.

Disgusting, but hilarious.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Axtremus
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Next time you visit China, try something called the "Ox penis soup" (牛鞭汤).
(For variations, they prepare it pickled, sliced, stir-fried too.)
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Mikhailoh
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Dat be not a joke. No noms.
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brenda
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Mikhailoh
Oct 30 2011, 11:07 AM
speaking of eating a bowl of dicks, (how's THAT for a segue?), we had some really gross appetizers at the Halloween party we went to last night. I should have taken pics.

1. They took a white crock pot, filled it with hot dogs and a brown BBQ sauce of some sort, then put a real toilet seat on top, lifted the lid and put a skeleton on the pot reading a magazine.

2. They had a catbox - it was a plastic tub with some cohfection in it that loooked just like cat litter, and in it were tootsie rolls reshaped to look like cat turds, and dusted with litter.

Disgusting, but hilarious.
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I must try to remember these ideas for daughter's parties with her friends. They love this kind of stuff.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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