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Topic Started: Sep 7 2011, 02:52 PM (135 Views)
Dan
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If You Can..

If you can start the day without caffeine;
If you can get going without pep pills;
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it;
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
If you can forgive a friend's lack of consideration;
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when,
through no fault of your own, something goes wrong;
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him;
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend;
If you can face the world without lies and deceit;
If you can conquer tension without medical help;
If you can relax without liquor;
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs;
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice
against creed or color, religion or politics; then, my friend, you are
almost as good as your dog.
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George K
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Finally
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Dan
Sep 7 2011, 02:52 PM
If you can [...], then, my friend, you are
almost as good as your dog.
But can you lick your own balls?
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
That's why he said "almost."
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
lol, Dewey.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Dan
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lol
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Axtremus
Sep 7 2011, 04:48 PM
Dan
Sep 7 2011, 02:52 PM
If you can [...], then, my friend, you are
almost as good as your dog.
But can you lick your own balls?
Two guys are walking down the street chatting. One of them sees a dog lying down and licking his balls. He says to his friend, "Don't you wish you could do that?"

The other guy replies, "Don't you think he would bite me?"
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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