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| Larry | Jul 30 2011, 08:50 PM Post #1 |
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An owl landed in my front yard..... I guess my acceptance letter from Hogwartz is here... |
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| Larry | Jul 30 2011, 09:00 PM Post #2 |
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| pianojerome | Jul 30 2011, 09:39 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sounds magical! |
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| pianojerome | Jul 30 2011, 09:40 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sounds magisterial! |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 30 2011, 10:54 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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The owls are not what they seem. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 31 2011, 03:36 AM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Probably a howler from a leftist. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 10:22 AM Post #7 |
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Someone asked me if I knew any jokes about Sodium. I said...... "Na.." |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 10:24 AM Post #8 |
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Then they asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about potassium.. I said.... "k..." |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 08:32 PM Post #9 |
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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself. Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open !!!" |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 08:34 PM Post #10 |
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This lady goes to the drug store to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance. "I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband," she says, "but I don't know what type he uses." "Is it the ball type?" The clerk asks. "No," replies the lady, "it's for his underarms." |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 08:41 PM Post #11 |
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A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger on top of his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid." |
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| Larry | Jul 31 2011, 08:45 PM Post #12 |
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian : 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian : 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do |
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