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Hmmmmmm
Topic Started: Jul 30 2011, 08:50 PM (273 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
An owl landed in my front yard.....

I guess my acceptance letter from Hogwartz is here...
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Jul 30 2011, 08:50 PM
An owl landed in my front yard.....

I guess my acceptance letter from Hogwartz is here...
Sounds magical!
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Jul 30 2011, 09:00 PM
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Sounds magisterial!
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
The owls are not what they seem.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Probably a howler from a leftist.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Someone asked me if I knew any jokes about Sodium.

I said...... "Na.."


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Larry
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Then they asked me if I wanted to hear a joke about potassium..

I said....

"k..."

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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Lady: "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Lady: "No, they open !!!"
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Larry
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This lady goes to the drug store to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband," she says, "but I don't know what type he uses."

"Is it the ball type?" The clerk asks.

"No," replies the lady, "it's for his underarms."
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A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger on top of his wife.

He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"

His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother
was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a
moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do
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