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| For the Ladies, what is in your handbag? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 16 2011, 07:19 PM (63 Views) | |
| Catraoine | Jul 16 2011, 07:19 PM Post #1 |
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Junior Carp
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Now I know this is a mystery For many young and old But my handbag is my lifeline As so much of me it holds. Rummaging around inside I find two Library books. They’re three weeks overdue What else have I overlooked? Chewing Gum that I don’t chew Two buttons from three skirts A teaspoon and a Coffee cup A tube that's lost its squirt. I discover that long lost letter That I really should have posted. A sandwich that I bought for lunch Three months since it was toasted. A lipstick and a looking glass An ashtray, but I don’t smoke. Three Cd’s and a carry case Plus an empty can of coke. A shoe that needs to be repaired A renewal for my driver’s license Ah a hammer without a handle And a pamphlet on Domestic Violence! Christmas Cards to send to friends Dated nineteen ninety nine A collection of empty bottles. I swear none of them are mine! A dress to take to the cleaners A hat without its brim. Pens and pencils and notebooks I'll confess to the bottle of gin So there are some of the contents Each one says something of me, For you to work out who I am You’ll need some insanity! Author..Me(C) |
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