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For the Ladies, what is in your handbag?
Topic Started: Jul 16 2011, 07:19 PM (63 Views)
Catraoine
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Junior Carp

Now I know this is a mystery
For many young and old
But my handbag is my lifeline
As so much of me it holds.

Rummaging around inside
I find two Library books.
They’re three weeks overdue
What else have I overlooked?

Chewing Gum that I don’t chew
Two buttons from three skirts
A teaspoon and a Coffee cup
A tube that's lost its squirt.

I discover that long lost letter
That I really should have posted.
A sandwich that I bought for lunch
Three months since it was toasted.

A lipstick and a looking glass
An ashtray, but I don’t smoke.
Three Cd’s and a carry case
Plus an empty can of coke.

A shoe that needs to be repaired
A renewal for my driver’s license
Ah a hammer without a handle
And a pamphlet on Domestic Violence!

Christmas Cards to send to friends
Dated nineteen ninety nine
A collection of empty bottles.
I swear none of them are mine!

A dress to take to the cleaners
A hat without its brim.
Pens and pencils and notebooks
I'll confess to the bottle of gin

So there are some of the contents
Each one says something of me,
For you to work out who I am
You’ll need some insanity!




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Hatred is often felt by those that cannot understand why you are so loved.
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