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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 14 2011, 02:27 PM (216 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Jul 14 2011, 02:27 PM Post #1 |
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An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear". Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons. Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism. Later a police spokesman explained that the licence was issued because Mr Alm's face was fully visible in the photo. "The photo was not approved on religious grounds. The only criterion for photos in driving licence applications is that the whole face must be visible," said Manfred Reinthaler, a police spokesman in Vienna. He was speaking on Wednesday, after Austrian media had first reported Mr Alm's reason for wearing the pasta strainer. After receiving his application the Austrian authorities had required him to obtain a doctor's certificate that he was "psychologically fit" to drive. According to Mr Reinthaler, "the licence has been ready since October 2009 - it was not collected, that's all there is to it". The idea came into Mr Alm's noodle three years ago as a way of making a serious, if ironic, point. A self-confessed atheist, Mr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted, US-based faith whose members call themselves pastafarians. The group's website states that "the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma". In response to pressure for American schools to teach the theory known as intelligent design, which some Christians favour as an alternative to natural selection, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren. In the same spirit, Mr Alm's pastafarian-style application for a driving licence was a response to the Austrian recognition of confessional headgear in official photographs. The licence took three years to come through and, according to Mr Alm, he was asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive but - straining credulity - his efforts have finally paid off. It is the police who issue driving licences in Austria, and they have duly issued a laminated card showing Mr Alm in his unorthodox item of religious headgear. When asked for his reaction to Mr Reinthaler's comments, Mr Alm told the broadcaster ORF: "I didn't know I was guilty of not collecting it. That doesn't alter the fact that it still took nearly a year [to be issued]". The next step, Mr Alm told the Austrian news agency APA, is to apply to the Austrian authorities for pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith. Source |
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| Steve Miller | Jul 14 2011, 02:35 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Wag more Bark less | |
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| Larry | Jul 14 2011, 02:38 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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When he grows out of the "I know everything" stage and looks back he's gonna feel like such a fool.... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 14 2011, 02:39 PM Post #4 |
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Let's have a religious silly hat competition. Entry No. 1: ![]() |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 14 2011, 02:42 PM Post #5 |
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I feel the same way about many religious people. Saint Paul, for example. |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 14 2011, 02:48 PM Post #6 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Coming from a bloke who wears underwear on his head.... |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 14 2011, 02:56 PM Post #7 |
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The underwear is strictly a metaphor. It is a symbol of the filth that is inside the head of Man. |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 14 2011, 03:49 PM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Maybe it's just that YOU are a doody-head. But that Austrian guy is in for trouble if he gets pulled over. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Catraoine | Jul 14 2011, 04:08 PM Post #9 |
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Junior Carp
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| Hatred is often felt by those that cannot understand why you are so loved. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 14 2011, 04:17 PM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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'Curses, foiled again'. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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