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| The Birthday Song | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 13 2011, 06:54 PM (234 Views) | |
| Dewey | Jul 13 2011, 06:54 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Today, the chaplains recognized my upcoming birthday in accordance with their tradition - first, singing the traditional song, but each person sort of ad libbing, singing completely off key, different tempo, different rythmns, etc. - it is truly a hideous thing. Then, they follow up with this upbeat song of their own composition, more of a depressing monotone chant accompanied with thumping their fists on the tabletop: Happy birthday (thump), Happy birthday (thump), There is crying in the air, People dying everywhere But happy birthday (thump), Happy birthday (thump). I'm pissed that the check hasn't gotten here yet, but the chaplains themselves are a sick, twisted lot. I fit right in.
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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