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Topic Started: May 29 2011, 09:01 AM (370 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Edited by ivorythumper, May 29 2011, 09:53 AM.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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ivorythumper
May 29 2011, 09:52 AM
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Guys, if you didn't catch IT's original before the edit, it was this:

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I'm all for edgy jokes, but that really crossed the line, IT. Thanks for the edit.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I'm trying to keep this place civil, Horace,
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Thanks IT. I'm reminded of this quote by Alan Turing:

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I know it sounds trite, but there's a lot of wisdom there.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Cheers
Horace
 
I know it sounds trite, but there's a lot of wisdom there.


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You're both wrong. According to 1100011001111, that should have been interpreted as 010011100001111000110001111001010
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May 29 2011, 12:49 PM
You don't know what you're talking about. Code is not open to interpretation.
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May 29 2011, 12:52 PM
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Larry
May 29 2011, 12:00 PM
You're both wrong. According to 1100011001111, that should have been interpreted as 010011100001111000110001111001010
Nope, that is completely contradicted by the book of Numbers. :D
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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(in contrast to the glibberish above, this is true ASCII encoding)
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May 29 2011, 11:08 AM
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FIFY.
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Larry
May 29 2011, 09:01 AM
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It's a good joke, but you didn't tell it right.
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May 29 2011, 07:15 PM
Larry
May 29 2011, 09:01 AM
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It's a good joke, but you didn't tell it right.
If you have to explain the punch line...
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May 30 2011, 09:34 AM
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Fixed it for you. Or rather, 1000110011010010111100001100101011001000010000001101001011101000010000001100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101110101.
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This is getting to be a bit much.
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Oneing!!!!!
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Cheers
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May 30 2011, 09:45 AM
This is getting to be a bit much.
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