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If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread
Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,096 Views)
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kenny
May 29 2011, 06:58 AM

Arguing that there is one right way is narcissistic and futile,

... he says as he tells us the one right way.
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George K
May 30 2011, 05:02 AM
Mikhailoh
May 30 2011, 04:12 AM
The Vogons would find all this rapture thing amusing if they could. No one filed the plans.
Are you sure you didn't mean "The Virgins would find all this rapture thing amusing...?"
Nope. The bureaucratic Vogons, not to be confused with virgins nor the ever more chic Vogueons. I have included a picture of those for visual identification purposes. Finding pictures of virgins proved more difficult.

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said ‘Stop! don’t do it!’ ‘Why shouldn’t I?’ he said.

I said, ‘Well, there’s so much to live for!’ He said, ‘Like what?’ I said, ‘Well…are you religious or atheist?’

He said, ‘Religious.’ I said, ‘Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?’ He said, ‘Christian.’ I said, ‘Me too!

Are you Catholic or Protestant?’ He said, ‘Protestant.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?’ He said, ‘Baptist!’

I said, ‘Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?’ He said, ‘Baptist church of god!’

I said, ‘Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?’
He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god!’ I said, ‘Me too!

Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?’. He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!’

I said, ‘Die, heretic scum,’ and pushed him off".
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Larry
May 30 2011, 06:19 AM
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said ‘Stop! don’t do it!’ ‘Why shouldn’t I?’ he said.

I said, ‘Well, there’s so much to live for!’ He said, ‘Like what?’ I said, ‘Well…are you religious or atheist?’

He said, ‘Religious.’ I said, ‘Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?’ He said, ‘Christian.’ I said, ‘Me too!

Are you Catholic or Protestant?’ He said, ‘Protestant.’ I said, ‘Me too!
Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?’ He said, ‘Baptist!’

I said, ‘Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?’ He said, ‘Baptist church of god!’

I said, ‘Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?’
He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god!’ I said, ‘Me too!

Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?’. He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!’

I said, ‘Die, heretic scum,’ and pushed him off".
Larry's lying again.

See, that didn't really happen. If it had really happened, he would have capitalized 'god.' :lol2:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
:D

It's an old Emo skit..
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ivorythumper
May 26 2011, 10:47 PM
You are really just doing the Zimmerian Dialectic (TM) again.
Wow, that's a blast from the past! That reference is over 5 years old! Reminds me of this book:

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