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| If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,098 Views) | |
| kenny | May 29 2011, 07:29 AM Post #851 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You know what I mean. Pick another example if you like. What is the most sure and absolutely universally true thing you can think of? How bout, humans need oxygen to survive! ? |
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| George K | May 29 2011, 07:33 AM Post #852 |
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Kenny, turn up your irony meter's sensitivity a bit. It was intended to be funny. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 07:33 AM Post #853 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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This is taking a nasty turn. Any mention of food and water and you all know the direction this thread is heading.......to Schiavoland! |
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| George K | May 29 2011, 07:34 AM Post #854 |
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Finally
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BRAVO Tovarich! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 07:37 AM Post #855 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well this thread has meandered through every other cesspool of controversy. Why not that hand wringer of a non event that supplanted evrything of local, national and international importance for at least a month back in 2005. |
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| kenny | May 29 2011, 07:42 AM Post #856 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So you're saying the pope thinks Terry Shiavo should have been aborted?
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 07:47 AM Post #857 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, not the pope. Just Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. |
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| kenny | May 29 2011, 07:50 AM Post #858 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Something tells me I shouldn't bother Googling that one. |
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| Larry | May 29 2011, 07:51 AM Post #859 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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For the life of me I do not understand what Ax's problem is. But then, I don't understand the notion that someone's feelings are hurt because some truths about their religion was exposed to the light of day. I think Dewey's posting of those pictures was just fine. I salute the brave men and women who gave their lives for our country. And I salute Dewey for taking the time to remind us of their sacrifice. Some people are too thin skinned. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 07:55 AM Post #860 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Go ahead, take a walk on the wild side. |
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| John D'Oh | May 29 2011, 07:56 AM Post #861 |
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MAMIL
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Speaking of being thin skinned, I wonder if Mr. Schiavo was circumcised. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| jon-nyc | May 29 2011, 08:02 AM Post #862 |
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Cheers
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I think that's the 3rd time you said that but hey, in 35 pages one is allowed some inconsistency. By the way, Memorial day is tomorrow. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| John D'Oh | May 29 2011, 08:04 AM Post #863 |
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MAMIL
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| George K | May 29 2011, 08:09 AM Post #864 |
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D'Oh! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 08:15 AM Post #865 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Huh? I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that the alleged virgin Mary had her son, purportedly God made man, cut eight days after he was born. She willifully entered him into a covenant with......Himself. Go figure, eh? |
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| Jolly | May 29 2011, 05:16 PM Post #866 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Find a nun, they'll explain it to you. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Jolly | May 29 2011, 05:20 PM Post #867 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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As you look out across those gravesides at Arlington or any other national cemetary, those aren't fingers point towards the sky. The majority of those markers are crosses, with a liberal sprinkling of the Star of David. Men fight for God and country, and there are few atheists in a foxhole...even in the Red Army of WWII. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Renauda | May 29 2011, 05:42 PM Post #868 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Thanks for the suggestion but it probably won't answer the question. |
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| The Devil Himself | May 29 2011, 07:09 PM Post #869 |
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Junior Carp
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I get blamed for everything. Damn. |
| Please allow me to introduce myself | |
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| George K | May 29 2011, 07:14 PM Post #870 |
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And it took you 800+ replies to notice. Some demon you are. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | May 29 2011, 07:14 PM Post #871 |
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That was post #2, by the way.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Luke's Dad | May 29 2011, 08:11 PM Post #872 |
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Emperor Pengin
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What can I say? I'm telepathetic. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| bachophile | May 29 2011, 08:24 PM Post #873 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 30 2011, 04:12 AM Post #874 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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The Vogons would find all this rapture thing amusing if they could. No one filed the plans. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | May 30 2011, 05:02 AM Post #875 |
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Are you sure you didn't mean "The Virgins would find all this rapture thing amusing...?" |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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