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| If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,108 Views) | |
| Larry | May 25 2011, 12:04 PM Post #601 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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If you want to understand my belief concerning baptism, read the Bible. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Dewey | May 25 2011, 12:05 PM Post #602 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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OK, Larry.
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| kluurs | May 25 2011, 12:08 PM Post #603 |
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Fulla-Carp
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By physical appearance and manner, I see you more as Dobby... |
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| Renauda | May 25 2011, 12:08 PM Post #604 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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John, I actually have a rain slicker like that coat. Hair's wrong though. Way wrong. |
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| Moonbat | May 25 2011, 12:10 PM Post #605 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Hermione sucks, oops I mean Hermione... is lame. I want to be Snape damnit. Or possibly Voldemorte. Yeah the young cool super ambitious Voldemorte in the one with evil diary thing. |
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| John D'Oh | May 25 2011, 12:11 PM Post #606 |
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MAMIL
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It's true that I do wear other people's socks, and mysteriously disappear at unexpected times, leaving a vaguely worrying aroma behind. OK, any volunteers to be Crabbe and Goyle? A few names jump unbidden to mind... |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| sue | May 25 2011, 12:15 PM Post #607 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wanna be whoever it is who gets a midnight romp with Professor Snape. Might need a new book in the series.
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| John D'Oh | May 25 2011, 12:15 PM Post #608 |
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Yeah, I can really imagine Voldemorte arguing about whether a particle should be considered spin-up or spin-down in the university library at 3 o'clock on a Saturday morning.
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| John D'Oh | May 25 2011, 12:16 PM Post #609 |
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Professor Flitwick it is, then! |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Moonbat | May 25 2011, 12:17 PM Post #610 |
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Damnit. Edit: And it's spin up. Edited by Moonbat, May 25 2011, 12:17 PM.
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| sue | May 25 2011, 12:18 PM Post #611 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ok, I want to be Minerva McGonagall. She secretly has the hots for Snape, and he's got a thing for older women. |
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| Renauda | May 25 2011, 12:20 PM Post #612 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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We must be doing something- I'm getting a Christian Prayer Centre: Post a Prayer Request Thousands Will pray for YOU banner at the bottom on my page. |
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| sue | May 25 2011, 12:21 PM Post #613 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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that's 'cause you're in Alberta. I get a Van Houtte's coffee ad. |
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| Horace | May 25 2011, 12:22 PM Post #614 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'm surprised you hadn't considered doing that before, Dewey. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| John D'Oh | May 25 2011, 12:23 PM Post #615 |
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The only thing he's got for women of any type is a glass of polyjuice potion containing a lock Draco Malfoy's suspiciously whispy body hair. |
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| jon-nyc | May 25 2011, 12:25 PM Post #616 |
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Cheers
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Well, as you all know, I'm no Christian. But its pretty clear Larry won this thread, since IT and Dewey are talking about their interpretations of the bible while Larry is talking about what it says. |
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| John D'Oh | May 25 2011, 12:35 PM Post #617 |
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You're Gilderoy Lockhart. |
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| Alf | May 25 2011, 12:42 PM Post #618 |
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I volunteer to play Harry's father. He's dead before it all even starts so i won't have to bother with this sordid thread. |
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| Horace | May 25 2011, 12:44 PM Post #619 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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These jokes are getting so subtle, they're veritably twitching the humor meter!
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Renauda | May 25 2011, 12:54 PM Post #620 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't know chaps, why just yesterday Dewey going on about a bouyant and sexually aroused talking rodent. |
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| jon-nyc | May 25 2011, 01:03 PM Post #621 |
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Cheers
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I have to admit when they start talking I get a little turned on too. |
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| Renauda | May 25 2011, 01:07 PM Post #622 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Once again, there's probably a sacrament or two out there that can address that twinge jon. |
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| The 89th Key | May 25 2011, 01:20 PM Post #623 |
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But that's nothing without water. Haven't you been listening? |
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| Renauda | May 25 2011, 01:23 PM Post #624 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Say again? There's water in my ears. |
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| sue | May 25 2011, 02:43 PM Post #625 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Some people like their spirits straight up, no water. Pure, you could say. |
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Might need a new book in the series.

11:27 AM Jul 11