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If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread
Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,108 Views)
Larry
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If you want to understand my belief concerning baptism, read the Bible.
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Dewey
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OK, Larry. ^_^
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

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kluurs
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John D'Oh
May 25 2011, 11:11 AM
We should re-make the Harry Potter movies, but using TNCR personas in place of the regular characters. I could quite fancy myself as that sophisticated bloke with the long silver hair and the posh English accent. Then again, I'd quite fancy myself if I was bloody Hagrid.
By physical appearance and manner, I see you more as Dobby...
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Renauda
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John, I actually have a rain slicker like that coat. Hair's wrong though. Way wrong.
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Moonbat
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Not only did you win, you've also been picked to play Hermione Granger. Congratulations!


Hermione sucks, oops I mean Hermione... is lame. I want to be Snape damnit. Or possibly Voldemorte. Yeah the young cool super ambitious Voldemorte in the one with evil diary thing.
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John D'Oh
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kluurs
May 25 2011, 12:08 PM
John D'Oh
May 25 2011, 11:11 AM
We should re-make the Harry Potter movies, but using TNCR personas in place of the regular characters. I could quite fancy myself as that sophisticated bloke with the long silver hair and the posh English accent. Then again, I'd quite fancy myself if I was bloody Hagrid.
By physical appearance and manner, I see you more as Dobby...
It's true that I do wear other people's socks, and mysteriously disappear at unexpected times, leaving a vaguely worrying aroma behind.


OK, any volunteers to be Crabbe and Goyle? A few names jump unbidden to mind...
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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sue
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I wanna be whoever it is who gets a midnight romp with Professor Snape. :devilgrin: Might need a new book in the series.
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Moonbat
May 25 2011, 12:10 PM
Hermione sucks, oops I mean Hermione... is lame. I want to be Snape damnit. Or possibly Voldemorte. Yeah the young cool super ambitious Voldemorte in the one with evil diary thing.
Yeah, I can really imagine Voldemorte arguing about whether a particle should be considered spin-up or spin-down in the university library at 3 o'clock on a Saturday morning. :lol:
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sue
May 25 2011, 12:15 PM
I wanna be whoever it is who gets a midnight romp with Professor Snape. :devilgrin:
Professor Flitwick it is, then!
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Moonbat
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Yeah, I can really imagine Voldemorte arguing about whether a particle should be considered spin-up or spin-down in the university library at 3 o'clock on a Saturday morning.


Damnit.

Edit: And it's spin up.
Edited by Moonbat, May 25 2011, 12:17 PM.
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sue
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John D'Oh
May 25 2011, 12:16 PM
sue
May 25 2011, 12:15 PM
I wanna be whoever it is who gets a midnight romp with Professor Snape. :devilgrin:
Professor Flitwick it is, then!
:(

Ok, I want to be Minerva McGonagall. She secretly has the hots for Snape, and he's got a thing for older women.
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Renauda
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We must be doing something- I'm getting a Christian Prayer Centre: Post a Prayer Request Thousands Will pray for YOU banner at the bottom on my page.
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Renauda
May 25 2011, 12:20 PM
We must be doing something- I'm getting a Christian Prayer Centre: Post a Prayer Request Thousands Will pray for YOU banner at the bottom on my page.
that's 'cause you're in Alberta. I get a Van Houtte's coffee ad.
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Larry
 
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Dewey
May 25 2011, 12:05 PM
OK, Larry. ^_^
I'm surprised you hadn't considered doing that before, Dewey.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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sue
May 25 2011, 12:18 PM
John D'Oh
May 25 2011, 12:16 PM
sue
May 25 2011, 12:15 PM
I wanna be whoever it is who gets a midnight romp with Professor Snape. :devilgrin:
Professor Flitwick it is, then!
:(

Ok, I want to be Minerva McGonagall. She secretly has the hots for Snape, and he's got a thing for older women.
The only thing he's got for women of any type is a glass of polyjuice potion containing a lock Draco Malfoy's suspiciously whispy body hair.
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jon-nyc
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Well, as you all know, I'm no Christian. But its pretty clear Larry won this thread, since IT and Dewey are talking about their interpretations of the bible while Larry is talking about what it says.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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May 25 2011, 12:25 PM
Well, as you all know, I'm no Christian. But its pretty clear Larry won this thread, since IT and Dewey are talking about their interpretations of the bible while Larry is talking about what it says.
You're Gilderoy Lockhart.
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I volunteer to play Harry's father.

He's dead before it all even starts so i won't have to bother with this sordid thread.


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Horace
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jon-nyc
May 25 2011, 12:25 PM
Well, as you all know, I'm no Christian. But its pretty clear Larry won this thread, since IT and Dewey are talking about their interpretations of the bible while Larry is talking about what it says.
These jokes are getting so subtle, they're veritably twitching the humor meter! :lol2:
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Renauda
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Horace
May 25 2011, 12:44 PM
jon-nyc
May 25 2011, 12:25 PM
Well, as you all know, I'm no Christian. But its pretty clear Larry won this thread, since IT and Dewey are talking about their interpretations of the bible while Larry is talking about what it says.
These jokes are getting so subtle, they're veritably twitching the humor meter! :lol2:
I don't know chaps, why just yesterday Dewey going on about a bouyant and sexually aroused talking rodent.
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jon-nyc
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I have to admit when they start talking I get a little turned on too.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Renauda
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Once again, there's probably a sacrament or two out there that can address that twinge jon.
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Renauda
May 25 2011, 11:52 AM
But you were here in spirit.
But that's nothing without water. Haven't you been listening?
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Renauda
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Say again? There's water in my ears.
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sue
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May 25 2011, 01:20 PM
Renauda
May 25 2011, 11:52 AM
But you were here in spirit.
But that's nothing without water. Haven't you been listening?
Some people like their spirits straight up, no water. Pure, you could say.
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