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| If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread | |
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| jon-nyc | May 24 2011, 12:32 AM Post #326 |
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Cheers
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I was with you for the first two sentences, then you seemed to change tack altogether. |
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| Larry | May 24 2011, 12:39 AM Post #327 |
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First, dispense with the chest thumping "you're gonna need it" bully tactics. I have made it clear that this will be a theological discussion, not a personal attack. I intend to keep it that way because it is not my intention to insult you or anyone else - but you should know by now that if you start pulling that sh!t with me, I'll slap you silly. The next step in that little game of "i'm losing the debate so I'll sling dirt" is to dismiss me because I'm Southern. So stick that little game in your pocket and pull it out on someone else who might be impressed with it. I'm not impressed with it, and I'm not the slightest bit concerned about my ability to hold my own in a debate with you. Second, let's clear up this issue about the apocryphal books. You are in fact, incorrect. You claim they are part of the Bible. That's an odd claim, since they never appeared in any bible, nor were Catholics required to accept them as scripture until the Council of Trent in the 1600s. You claim the early church widely "if not universally" accepted them. Again, you are incorrect. Polycarp, Ignatius , Clement mention the New Testament only as inspired. Cyril of Jerusalem, Athanasius as well as Origin and Jerome later rejected this. Athanasius is clear on what was accepted as scripture, and it was not the apocryphal writings. Philo a Jewish philosopher in A.D. 40 quotes from the Old Testament and recognizes the standard threefold division of scripture, but never quotes the Apocrypha as inspired. The Jewish historian Josephus deliberately excludes it. He wrote: “The Jews had only twenty-two books that deserved belief, but those which were written after the time of Artaxerxes (the Apocrypha) were not of equal credit with the rest, in which period they had no prophets at all”. Neither Jesus nor any of the Apostles ever quote the Apocrypha as divine authority. What was considered "scripture" clearly excluded the Apocrypha from both the Jewish community and the Hebrew Christians of the New Testament. The Jewish scribes denied canonical status to these books, so they were never officially included in the Hebrew Bible. The early Jewish believers saw the writings of the Apostles as "Scripture," and the Old Testament as "Scripture," the Apocrypha was never accepted as such. The books of the Apocrypha were already in existence at the time of Jesus. Yet they were not quoted as Scripture by Him or the apostles, nor included in the New Testament. With over 250 quotations from passages in the Old Testament in the New Testament; there is not one quotation from the Apocryphal writings. The Dead Sea Scrolls also prove that the books of the apocrypha were not considered scripture. So no sir, do not try to make the claim that those books are "really the Bible", or that the early church accepted them as such. That is simply not the case. |
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| Klaus | May 24 2011, 12:46 AM Post #328 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Does somebody else remind this discussion of the People's front of Judea vs the Judean People's Front?
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| ivorythumper | May 24 2011, 01:21 AM Post #329 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Gosh Larry you really have me trembling. It was just a little joke -- I am sorry if you took it so dismissively. If I didn't take you seriously I wouldn't be wasting my time discussing this with you.
You are certainly wrong about your claims of the scriptures. The full text including the seven other books was found in the first printed bible -- the famous Gutenburg Bible. This follows the Latin Vulgate from the late 4th century which was based on the Septuagint, which also included these books. So you are demonstrably wrong about claiming they never appeared in any bible before Trent. And these books were affirmed as scripture at both the synod of Hippo and at Carthage in the 4th century, as well as the Council of Florence in the 13th century. Trent only stated as a definitive matter what the Church had long held due to the fact that the protestants challenged these books, as well as others that they later accepted, such as the books of Hebrews, James, and the Book of Revelation. So you are also wrong about them only being held as authentically scripture from the time of the Council of Trent. Sorry Larry, history is not on your side about this. And if I wanted to spend my time refuting some anti Catholic website, I would do that rather than discussing this with you. But I've already told you I won't use them, so let's go ahead with the statements that you intend to demonstrate from scripture: 1) Infant baptism is wrong and anti-scriptural, and the Catholic Church is wrong to teach it. 2) The bread and wine used in the Christian liturgy are not really the Body and Blood of Jesus, but only a metaphor (/hypothetical, I am still not sure what you mean by that), and this teaching is anti-scriptural and the Catholic Church is wrong to teach it. You can edit these now if you wish so that we have a clear structure to our discussion. Edited by ivorythumper, May 24 2011, 01:26 AM.
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| jon-nyc | May 24 2011, 01:36 AM Post #330 |
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Cheers
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6 pages to go, but the gladiators might be getting tired. My over/under is 17. |
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| Klaus | May 24 2011, 04:05 AM Post #331 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, that one seems to be obvious. Unless Jesus had wine in his veins and his body consisted of bread, then, according to any reasonable definition of equality, the statement that they are the same is wrong. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Axtremus | May 24 2011, 04:08 AM Post #332 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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There is eternal supply of good beer and great sex in the afterlife. |
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| John D'Oh | May 24 2011, 04:23 AM Post #333 |
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MAMIL
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There is an unwritten rule at TNCR, a converse to the well known Godwin's Law: Anybody who can make a valid comparison between his opponent's argument and a Monty Python sketch immediately and irrevocably wins the argument. His opponent will, of course, attempt to challenge this, using phrases such as 'stupid', 'childish' and 'fvcking Brits', however his words are inconsequential - his argument has passed on, it is no more, it has ceased to be, it's expired and gone to meet it's maker, it's a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, it's metabolic processes are now history, it's off the twig, it's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS A LOST ARGUMENT!! |
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| JBryan | May 24 2011, 04:30 AM Post #334 |
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I am the grey one
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I fart in your general direction is what I am hearing from you. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Chris Aher | May 24 2011, 04:33 AM Post #335 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Henceforth to be known as the D'oh Exclusion Principle. |
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| Frank_W | May 24 2011, 04:35 AM Post #336 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Renauda | May 24 2011, 05:11 AM Post #337 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Now that is truly inspired apocrypha. |
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| sue | May 24 2011, 05:12 AM Post #338 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Gets my vote.
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| Larry | May 24 2011, 05:15 AM Post #339 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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IT, anything that disagrees with you will be considered "anti-Catholic" by you.
Let's see... let's first say thank you to Gutenberg for putting what had previously been only written on scrolls into a bound book form. The books of the Bible were originally written in Hebrew. The Tanakh, the "Jewish Bible", or what we call the Masoretic Text, did not include the apocrpyhal books. As I'm sure you are aware, the Masoretic Texts are much older than the Septuagint, a translation of the Masoretic Texts into Greek because the Jews had spread out over a larger area of the Roman Empire, and were beginning to lose their Hebrew language. And of course, because of this need for helping that and future generations of Jews retain their Hebrew roots, the books of the apocrypha were translated as well, and included in the Septuagint for historical purposes, which I have already acknowledged these books' historical value. But they were NOT considered scripture. If these books had been considered scripture, the writers of the New Testament would have quoted from them - yet to a man they did not. They quoted from nearly all the books found in the Masoretic Texts, but they did not once quote from the apocryphal books. Why? Because they did not consider them to be divinely inspired scripture. Jesus quoted from the Masoretic text - yet he never once quoted from the apocryphal books. Why? Because HE didn't consider them divinely inspired. Thus: Jews did not consider the apocryphal books inspired scripture. They considered them to be of historical value, and nothing more. From there you resort to the Latin Vulgate, a product of the Roman Catholic Church, and tell me the apocryphal books were affirmed as scripture by..... Roman Catholics in the 4th century. By the 4th century, people had about as much of a connection to this issue as US citizens today have to George Washington, since we're talking about a period of time roughly equal to the existence of the United States. Then the Roman Catholic Church once again confirmed them as scripture in the 13th century, roughly another 3 times longer than the total time frame of the US. But the fact remains, the Masoretic Text does not include these books, The Targum, which is the Masoretic Text translated into Aramaic, did not include these books, they were included in the Septuagint for their historical value only, and were not considered to be scripture, Jesus nor his apostles considered them scripture, the proof being the fact that none of them quoted from them, none of the writers of the New Testament considered them scripture, the proof being that none of them quoted from them, and we're left with only the Roman Catholic Church deciding to declare them to be scripture. Since the 16th century there have been several editions of the Bible that have included the apocryphal books in them, but always separated from true scripture, to acknowledge the fact that they are not part of scripture. As you know, if these books *were* scripture, it would have been the Jews who made that decision, since they would be part of the Old Testament. As I'm sure you can see, Christians coming along and declaring Jewish books to be divinely inspired scripture when the Jews did not consider them to be such is a little bit presumptuous, don't you think? Sorry, history is not on YOUR side. |
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| Dewey | May 24 2011, 06:33 AM Post #340 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Larry - you really don't know what you're talking about here. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Luke's Dad | May 24 2011, 06:56 AM Post #341 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Would that be represented by the tearing of the curtain in the temple upon the death of Jesus as related in Mathew? |
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| Renauda | May 24 2011, 07:00 AM Post #342 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Speaking of George Washington, how about that Jefferson bible? Inspried rationality without a hint of hocus pocus and superstition. |
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| jon-nyc | May 24 2011, 07:02 AM Post #343 |
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Cheers
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Thats a myth, Renauda. Our founding fathers were good Christians who founded a Christian country. |
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| Renauda | May 24 2011, 07:10 AM Post #344 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Thomas Paine in particular. |
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| jon-nyc | May 24 2011, 07:11 AM Post #345 |
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Cheers
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By the way - if you've not read Hitchen's short bio of Thomas Paine you may want to pick it up. I found it interesting and well written. |
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| Renauda | May 24 2011, 07:13 AM Post #346 |
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So long as Hitchens can't be construed as apocryphal I'll read it. |
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| blondie | May 24 2011, 07:24 AM Post #347 |
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Bull-Carp
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Only 14 pages so far? And cut & paste? I'm disappointed. Whatz up guys? Y'all can't keep it up like before? Getting old? Anyhoo, take a pill & chill. |
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| kenny | May 24 2011, 07:35 AM Post #348 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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They're all very smart men. How could they not know they're just going round and round in circles again?
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| Frank_W | May 24 2011, 07:38 AM Post #349 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Ah... I see... Kenny starts a thread that he know (or at least hopes) will turn into an epic thread. It's just an child's entertaining ride for him. It all makes perfect sense, now. |
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| blondie | May 24 2011, 07:44 AM Post #350 |
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Bull-Carp
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Yes, Kenny started this sh*t. Like again. It's like scab picking, digging at old wounds, or chronic masturbation without relief. All the same thing. |
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It was just a little joke -- I am sorry if you took it so dismissively. If I didn't take you seriously I wouldn't be wasting my time discussing this with you.






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