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If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread
Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,097 Views)
kenny
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Which TNCR Christians do you think would be taken?

I'd say apple, Kincaid, Friday, Brenda and MS.
Let's see whom have I forgotten?
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Luke's Dad
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So, how potentially rancorous do you guys see this thread becoming?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
kenny
May 20 2011, 01:21 PM
Which TNCR Christians do you think would be taken?

I'd say apple, Kincaid, Friday, Brenda and MS.
Let's see whom have I forgotten?
Add Dewey, and take out Brenda. She has lust in her heart.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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jon-nyc
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You gotta put Horace and I on the list. We already decided we will convert at the first sign of an earthquake.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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kenny
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I think Dol and Sue will be taken since Jesus surely couldn't be so petty about club memberships.
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kenny
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Oh yeah! Horace for sure - and definitely George.
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kenny
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So let's all say Good Bye to:
Horace
Dol
apple
Kincaid
Sue
Friday
MS
George

and maybe Brenda.
Maybe Dewey, but I really doubt it.

Bye bye from all of us buttheads. :wave: :wave: :wave:

Who else?
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Frank_W
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I'm a born again Heathen, and I plan on riding this horse straight into Hell. :devilgrin:
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Mark
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IT for sure.

Just because you butt-heads with him doesn't mean...
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kenny
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Mark
May 20 2011, 01:38 PM
IT for sure.

Just because you butt-heads with him doesn't mean...
Hey start your own thread. :veryangry:
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Somehow, I think most of us will be here at the end of the day tomorrow.

At least, I will. :D

I turned down the valet parking job for tomorrow.
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We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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May 20 2011, 01:40 PM
Somehow, I think most of us will be here at the end of the day tomorrow.
At least for most of us, it won't be a great disappointment.

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kenny
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Improviso
May 20 2011, 01:40 PM
Somehow, I think most of us will be here at the end of the day tomorrow.

At least, I will. :D

I turned down the valet parking job for tomorrow.
Oh yeah, a bunch of car owners will vanish.

Come to think of it, I better not drive this weekend.
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John D'Oh
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Who's going to run the country when all the god-fearing politicians are taken? Earth's going to be a liberal hell-hole!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Improviso
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Might be able to get some great deals on used Hybrids today, Kenny.

Come Monday, we could make a killing selling them back to their owners.
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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kenny
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.
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kenny
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I wonder if bars are holding Rapture Parties tomorrow.
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kenny
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http://www.myfoxla.com/dpps/news/offbeat/non-believers-planning-rapture-parties-for-may-21-dpgoha-20110519-fc_13272867

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As of Thursday over 268,000 people signed on to a Facebook group "Post rapture looting."

"When everyone's gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in," the page stated.

Other non-believers are planning to party.
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Mark
May 20 2011, 01:38 PM
IT for sure.

Just because you butt-heads with him doesn't mean...
I'm not going anywhere, and neither is MS. :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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kenny
May 20 2011, 02:12 PM
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpps/news/offbeat/non-believers-planning-rapture-parties-for-may-21-dpgoha-20110519-fc_13272867

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As of Thursday over 268,000 people signed on to a Facebook group "Post rapture looting."

"When everyone's gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in," the page stated.

Other non-believers are planning to party.
Problem is that there aren't going to be a whole lot of mansions coming available even if they were right.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Renauda
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So long as no one listens to the Vogon poetry that will accompany the aphlockolyps , I think everyone will be okay.
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Frank_W
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I think some Vogon poetry is definitely in order! :thumb:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Dan
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I'm just glad we get another few months after rapturing before the whole place falls apart. At least we'll get to take our summer vacation.
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PattyP
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Um, Kenny, you forgot me. :weeping:

Do I need to post more often? Or maybe I need to keep my mouth shut?

I once heard a young pastor say, "Don't tell people you're a Christian, but don't act in such a way that they're surprised when they find out you are one."

Sounded like good advice to me.




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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Thanks a lot. I'm not on a single list.......

I'm going to park my car on the side of main street with a suit of clothes positioned in the seat like I used to be in them, and put a block of dry ice in the shirt...
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