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| If the rapture really happens tomorrow . . .; AKA . . . the Good Bye Thread | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 20 2011, 01:21 PM (12,097 Views) | |
| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:21 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Which TNCR Christians do you think would be taken? I'd say apple, Kincaid, Friday, Brenda and MS. Let's see whom have I forgotten? |
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| Luke's Dad | May 20 2011, 01:23 PM Post #2 |
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Emperor Pengin
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So, how potentially rancorous do you guys see this thread becoming? |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| jon-nyc | May 20 2011, 01:25 PM Post #3 |
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Cheers
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Add Dewey, and take out Brenda. She has lust in her heart. |
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| jon-nyc | May 20 2011, 01:30 PM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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You gotta put Horace and I on the list. We already decided we will convert at the first sign of an earthquake. |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:32 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think Dol and Sue will be taken since Jesus surely couldn't be so petty about club memberships. |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:32 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh yeah! Horace for sure - and definitely George. |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:37 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So let's all say Good Bye to: Horace Dol apple Kincaid Sue Friday MS George and maybe Brenda. Maybe Dewey, but I really doubt it. Bye bye from all of us buttheads. Who else? |
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| Frank_W | May 20 2011, 01:37 PM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I'm a born again Heathen, and I plan on riding this horse straight into Hell.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mark | May 20 2011, 01:38 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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IT for sure. Just because you butt-heads with him doesn't mean... |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:39 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hey start your own thread.
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| Improviso | May 20 2011, 01:40 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Somehow, I think most of us will be here at the end of the day tomorrow. At least, I will. I turned down the valet parking job for tomorrow. |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| George K | May 20 2011, 01:48 PM Post #12 |
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Finally
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At least for most of us, it won't be a great disappointment. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:49 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh yeah, a bunch of car owners will vanish. Come to think of it, I better not drive this weekend. |
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| John D'Oh | May 20 2011, 01:53 PM Post #14 |
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MAMIL
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Who's going to run the country when all the god-fearing politicians are taken? Earth's going to be a liberal hell-hole! |
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| Improviso | May 20 2011, 01:54 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Might be able to get some great deals on used Hybrids today, Kenny. Come Monday, we could make a killing selling them back to their owners. |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 01:56 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck. |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 02:07 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wonder if bars are holding Rapture Parties tomorrow. |
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| kenny | May 20 2011, 02:12 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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http://www.myfoxla.com/dpps/news/offbeat/non-believers-planning-rapture-parties-for-may-21-dpgoha-20110519-fc_13272867 SNIP As of Thursday over 268,000 people signed on to a Facebook group "Post rapture looting." "When everyone's gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in," the page stated. Other non-believers are planning to party. |
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| ivorythumper | May 20 2011, 02:18 PM Post #19 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I'm not going anywhere, and neither is MS.
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| Luke's Dad | May 20 2011, 02:32 PM Post #20 |
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Problem is that there aren't going to be a whole lot of mansions coming available even if they were right. |
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| Renauda | May 20 2011, 02:37 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So long as no one listens to the Vogon poetry that will accompany the aphlockolyps , I think everyone will be okay. |
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| Frank_W | May 20 2011, 02:39 PM Post #22 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I think some Vogon poetry is definitely in order!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Dan | May 20 2011, 02:47 PM Post #23 |
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Senior Carp
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I'm just glad we get another few months after rapturing before the whole place falls apart. At least we'll get to take our summer vacation. |
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| PattyP | May 20 2011, 02:56 PM Post #24 |
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Senior Carp
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Um, Kenny, you forgot me. Do I need to post more often? Or maybe I need to keep my mouth shut? I once heard a young pastor say, "Don't tell people you're a Christian, but don't act in such a way that they're surprised when they find out you are one." Sounded like good advice to me. |
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A tired dog is a good dog. "Dogs' lives are too short...their only fault, really." A.S. Turnbull | |
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| Larry | May 20 2011, 03:21 PM Post #25 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Thanks a lot. I'm not on a single list....... I'm going to park my car on the side of main street with a suit of clothes positioned in the seat like I used to be in them, and put a block of dry ice in the shirt... |
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