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Obama's long-form birth certificate released
Topic Started: Apr 27 2011, 05:39 AM (1,167 Views)
John D'Oh
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I suspect that for America, the Donald Trump nightmare is just beginning.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Horace
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The question asking whether he was born within city limits, is answered with an X that isn't even within the limits of the "yes" box.

Isn't that a clear message that he was not in fact born within the city limits?

Off the top of my head, here's a random list of places that are not within the city limits of Honolulu:

1. Kenya

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This is almost as suspicious as the fact that Paul is now the only one who isn't dead except for Ringo Starr.
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Horace
Apr 27 2011, 04:24 PM
Off the top of my head, here's a random list of places that are not within the city limits of Honolulu:

1. Kenya

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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John D'Oh
Apr 27 2011, 04:27 PM
This is almost as suspicious as the fact that Paul is now the only one who isn't dead except for Ringo Starr.
Actually he has been for a long time. True story.
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Actually he has been for a long time. True story.


Actually, he just died in 2009. The real story is, he and Michael Jackson switched bodies sometime in the late 90s. So Paul just died in 2009, while Michael is actually still alive.
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jon-nyc
Apr 27 2011, 02:41 PM
Here's the correspondence between the Whitehouse and the State of Hawaii requesting the waiver to allow the long form to be released.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-correspondence.pdf

You see...

Now' THAT'S a proper scanning job!
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George K
Apr 27 2011, 04:29 PM
Horace
Apr 27 2011, 04:24 PM
Off the top of my head, here's a random list of places that are not within the city limits of Honolulu:

1. Kenya

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
+1

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Horace
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You know, I don't think many people have any memories of where they were actually born.

The greatest part of this conspiracy is that Obama isn't even in on it.
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:lol:

H is on a roll.
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Horace
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Thanks D'Oh!
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KlavierBauer
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H is always on a roll. I aspire to be so clever one day.

Seriously.
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If you combined with wit of Horace and JD...pretty sure the world would explode
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Axtremus
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Nonsense! TNCR has combined the wits of Horace and John D'Oh for so long, and the world is still intact.
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Well maybe the world wouldn't explode, but perhaps weird events would happen like the USA electing a Kenyan as president who's also a n00b when it comes to faking scans. It could happen!
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Apr 28 2011, 09:54 AM
Well maybe the world wouldn't explode, but perhaps weird events would happen like the USA electing a Kenyan as president who's also a n00b when it comes to faking scans. It could happen!
... or making birtherism a persistent national headline or making Donald Trump a serious GOP Presidential front runner.
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