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| Obama's long-form birth certificate released | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 27 2011, 05:39 AM (1,167 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Apr 27 2011, 04:13 PM Post #76 |
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I suspect that for America, the Donald Trump nightmare is just beginning. |
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| Horace | Apr 27 2011, 04:24 PM Post #77 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Check this out:![]() The question asking whether he was born within city limits, is answered with an X that isn't even within the limits of the "yes" box. Isn't that a clear message that he was not in fact born within the city limits? Off the top of my head, here's a random list of places that are not within the city limits of Honolulu: 1. Kenya |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 27 2011, 04:27 PM Post #78 |
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This is almost as suspicious as the fact that Paul is now the only one who isn't dead except for Ringo Starr. |
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| George K | Apr 27 2011, 04:29 PM Post #79 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 27 2011, 04:34 PM Post #80 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Actually he has been for a long time. True story. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 27 2011, 04:37 PM Post #81 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Actually, he just died in 2009. The real story is, he and Michael Jackson switched bodies sometime in the late 90s. So Paul just died in 2009, while Michael is actually still alive. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 28 2011, 06:40 AM Post #82 |
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You see... Now' THAT'S a proper scanning job! |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 28 2011, 06:42 AM Post #83 |
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+1
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| Horace | Apr 28 2011, 06:45 AM Post #84 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You know, I don't think many people have any memories of where they were actually born. The greatest part of this conspiracy is that Obama isn't even in on it. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 28 2011, 06:46 AM Post #85 |
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H is on a roll. |
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| Horace | Apr 28 2011, 06:48 AM Post #86 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Thanks D'Oh! |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 28 2011, 09:23 AM Post #87 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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H is always on a roll. I aspire to be so clever one day. Seriously. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 28 2011, 09:46 AM Post #88 |
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If you combined with wit of Horace and JD...pretty sure the world would explode |
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| Axtremus | Apr 28 2011, 09:49 AM Post #89 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nonsense! TNCR has combined the wits of Horace and John D'Oh for so long, and the world is still intact. |
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| The 89th Key | Apr 28 2011, 09:54 AM Post #90 |
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Well maybe the world wouldn't explode, but perhaps weird events would happen like the USA electing a Kenyan as president who's also a n00b when it comes to faking scans. It could happen! |
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| Axtremus | Apr 28 2011, 10:04 AM Post #91 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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... or making birtherism a persistent national headline or making Donald Trump a serious GOP Presidential front runner. |
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