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My sweet Rowena won the lottery
Topic Started: Apr 26 2011, 10:50 AM (141 Views)
Claude Ball
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My sweet Rowena just came in and asked me what I'd do if she won the lottery.

I said "I'd take my half and leave yore ugly ass."

She said "Well, I just won 7 bucks on scratch off. Here's yore 3.50, now get out..."


Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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Claude Ball
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I remember one other time she won the lottery.

She came home wearing a fur coat. I asked her where she got it, and she said "One of my coworkers won the lottery, and he bought me this as a gift!"

About a week later she came home driving a new pickup truck. I asked her where she got it and she said "My boss won the lottery and he bought me this as a gift!"

That night I drew her a bath, but I only put about an inch of water in the tub. She asked me why, and I told her..

"Well, we don't want to get that lottery ticket too wet, do we?"
Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment.
Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.....
DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES!
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