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| My sweet Rowena won the lottery | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2011, 10:50 AM (141 Views) | |
| Claude Ball | Apr 26 2011, 10:50 AM Post #1 |
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My sweet Rowena just came in and asked me what I'd do if she won the lottery. I said "I'd take my half and leave yore ugly ass." She said "Well, I just won 7 bucks on scratch off. Here's yore 3.50, now get out..." |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Claude Ball | Apr 26 2011, 10:56 AM Post #2 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I remember one other time she won the lottery. She came home wearing a fur coat. I asked her where she got it, and she said "One of my coworkers won the lottery, and he bought me this as a gift!" About a week later she came home driving a new pickup truck. I asked her where she got it and she said "My boss won the lottery and he bought me this as a gift!" That night I drew her a bath, but I only put about an inch of water in the tub. She asked me why, and I told her.. "Well, we don't want to get that lottery ticket too wet, do we?" |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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