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How to improve John Fogerty
Topic Started: Apr 25 2011, 06:56 PM (133 Views)
ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Just add Spock



especially when he hits the 'toinin' and 'boinin'.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
The best way to improve Fogerty is duct tape..
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George K
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Best comments on this album at Amazon:

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This album is either 1 star or 5 stars depending on the level of illegal pharmaceuticals in your system or the number of starfleet uniforms you have in the closet.

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One balmy summer evening I sat listening to this CD on the lawns of my Hampshire summer home. As the opening bars of the "Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" tinkled out of the speakers, the skies darkened and a massive thunderstorm broke above me. Torrents of rain came lashing down, cruel winds upturned the gazebo and knocked the canapes and chinese straw mushroom vol-au-vents onto the grass. A bolt of lightning struck the east wing clock tower, causing £2.5 million worth of structural damage, and consigning to memory one of the largest private collections of Salvador Dali oil paintings known to man. The following morning, when I awoke, I stumbled outside. The grass around the gazebo had turned brown, and died. Small piles of dead earthworms lay scattered around like piles of vomit outside a Chinese restaurant on a Friday night. Lying unscathed amongst this devestation I found this CD, glinting in the sunlight. Needless to say I buried it at midnight at a crossroads just outside Winchester, and scattered the earth with salt to prevent it rising up again. Do not buy this CD if you value your life. Mine has never been the same since it passed its terrible curse onto me. I must go now, lest Nimoy use his dark powers against me once more. Farewell.

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George K
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By the way, the second one was Horace-worthy, I'd say.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry
Apr 25 2011, 06:59 PM
The best way to improve Fogerty is duct tape..
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
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