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Facebook cult announcement
Topic Started: Apr 25 2011, 04:59 PM (115 Views)
Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'm setting up a Facebook account so I can be leader of my own cult. If you would like me to cult you, please respond in this thread with your Facebook name and a brief essay describing why someone like me would ever bother culting someone like you.

Please, no emotionally stable people need apply. I want real cult members here who will be in it for the long haul, not posers. Posers will be deculted without notice.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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brenda
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Hobart home users, too?
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Generally I only accept people with low self esteem, but if you bring baked goods I can make an exception, Brenda!
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
The Cult of Horace!
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
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Improviso
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Before I apply... ummm... do we get to set fire to $hit????
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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brenda
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Horace
Apr 25 2011, 05:09 PM
Generally I only accept people with low self esteem, but if you bring baked goods I can make an exception, Brenda!
:lol:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Horace
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Improviso
Apr 25 2011, 05:15 PM
Before I apply... ummm... do we get to set fire to $hit????
If I'm not giving my hourly State of the Cult addresses by the light of burning Picassos and whatnot, I will be very disappointed.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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