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another change
Topic Started: Apr 20 2011, 11:07 AM (208 Views)
carl m
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They are now going to move cell block c's exercise yard schedule from 2:00pm to 4:00 p.m. That means we'll be out there with absolutely no shade for 2 hrs. Not to mention that's when all the bugs come out. 5 months, 1 week and 2 days I'm out of here.
Everyone makes mistakes. I'm bound to do so myself eventually.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
heh.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Can you make a sport out of killing bugs, then? :blink:
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Frank_W
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I didn't know you worked in Corrections, Carl. Hats off to you, Brother. That's a tough gig. I've done a few shifts at the county facility as part of my training with the sheriff's department, and would hate to do that for a living.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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I took it as intimating that he's incarcerated. WHich I further took to be a joke. WHich I thought was funny.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Frank_W
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Oh. :unsure:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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But maybe he's in corrections and is a few months away from retirement!
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
I didn't arrive at the joke part as Jon did - but I also took it to mean he was doing a bid, rather than a shift.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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jon-nyc
Apr 20 2011, 11:13 AM
But maybe he's in corrections and is a few months away from retirement!
That was how I interpreted it. :unsure:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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brenda
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Well, at least he's not a hooker. :lol:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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KlavierBauer
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Well, at least he's not a hooker.

As far as we know...
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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brenda
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KlavierBauer
Apr 20 2011, 11:15 AM
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Well, at least he's not a hooker.

As far as we know...
He can always learn.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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KlavierBauer
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If there's time to post here, there's time to hook - as I always say.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It's so easy to yank some chains.... lol
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carl m
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You got me. I'm too damn nervous to be a crook and too old to learn how to hook.
Everyone makes mistakes. I'm bound to do so myself eventually.
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KlavierBauer
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carl: I'm sure Brenda would be happy to teach you rug hooking - from what I understand, anyone can learn at any age!
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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brenda
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KlavierBauer
Apr 20 2011, 12:10 PM
carl: I'm sure Brenda would be happy to teach you rug hooking - from what I understand, anyone can learn at any age!
That's right! :wave:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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