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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 20 2011, 11:07 AM (208 Views) | |
| carl m | Apr 20 2011, 11:07 AM Post #1 |
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They are now going to move cell block c's exercise yard schedule from 2:00pm to 4:00 p.m. That means we'll be out there with absolutely no shade for 2 hrs. Not to mention that's when all the bugs come out. 5 months, 1 week and 2 days I'm out of here. |
| Everyone makes mistakes. I'm bound to do so myself eventually. | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 20 2011, 11:08 AM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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heh. |
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| Axtremus | Apr 20 2011, 11:08 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Can you make a sport out of killing bugs, then?
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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2011, 11:08 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I didn't know you worked in Corrections, Carl. Hats off to you, Brother. That's a tough gig. I've done a few shifts at the county facility as part of my training with the sheriff's department, and would hate to do that for a living. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 20 2011, 11:09 AM Post #5 |
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Cheers
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I took it as intimating that he's incarcerated. WHich I further took to be a joke. WHich I thought was funny. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2011, 11:11 AM Post #6 |
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Oh.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 20 2011, 11:13 AM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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But maybe he's in corrections and is a few months away from retirement! |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 20 2011, 11:13 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I didn't arrive at the joke part as Jon did - but I also took it to mean he was doing a bid, rather than a shift. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2011, 11:14 AM Post #9 |
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That was how I interpreted it.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| brenda | Apr 20 2011, 11:14 AM Post #10 |
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Well, at least he's not a hooker.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 20 2011, 11:15 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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As far as we know... |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| brenda | Apr 20 2011, 11:18 AM Post #12 |
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He can always learn. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 20 2011, 11:20 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If there's time to post here, there's time to hook - as I always say. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Larry | Apr 20 2011, 11:50 AM Post #14 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It's so easy to yank some chains.... lol |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| carl m | Apr 20 2011, 12:09 PM Post #15 |
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You got me. I'm too damn nervous to be a crook and too old to learn how to hook. |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 20 2011, 12:10 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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carl: I'm sure Brenda would be happy to teach you rug hooking - from what I understand, anyone can learn at any age! |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| brenda | Apr 20 2011, 12:17 PM Post #17 |
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That's right!
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