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| Wing Chun now mandatory training; for Hong Kong Airlines flight attendants | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 19 2011, 06:36 AM (204 Views) | |
| Axtremus | Apr 19 2011, 06:36 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Article: http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/04/18/hong-kong-airlines-flight-attendants-take-mandatory-kung-fu-tra/ "But why? To deal with unruly passengers, of course." |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 19 2011, 06:48 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Not a bad idea. Next will be tasers. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 19 2011, 09:47 AM Post #3 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Its good Aqua can have a fallback careers... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 19 2011, 09:48 AM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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Fallback?
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| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Larry | Apr 19 2011, 10:43 AM Post #5 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I know why they chunned their wings... they ate them at this place...
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Apr 19 2011, 04:05 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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[bad English dubbing] THeY aLl muSt diE! I aLoNe, aM bESt. I mUSt vIsiT thIs "aIRlinE aTTeNdaNt" sChoOL anD pRovE My sUPerIoR sKilL. [/bad English dubbing] |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Horace | Apr 19 2011, 05:15 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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This sounds like the perfect script to lure Steven Seagal out of the retirement he has cursed his adoring public with. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Copper | Apr 19 2011, 05:26 PM Post #8 |
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Shortstop
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Why don't they just strip all the passengers naked and duct tape them to their seats? Safety is the most important thing after all. It would be best if all passengers came to the airport in this condition to save time scanning. Securing stations would grow up around all major airports to provide this service. A boon to the economy. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2011, 03:59 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Aqua, I knew you'd be in this thread!Steven Seagal is still doing, "Steven Seagal: Lawman," I think. (I think I just strained a muscle, rolling my eyes....) What would be cool, would be, "Steven Seagal: "CLAWMAN!!!!" He'd look totally the same, but he'd have these HUGE fvcking red lobster claws, instead of hands. People would see him in the vehicle and he'd look as normal as Steven Seagal can, but once he stopped and got out, it would take him some time to like, unfold his huge fvcking lobster claws..... I would totally watch a show like that.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Apr 20 2011, 04:05 AM Post #10 |
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I am the grey one
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He certainly has the emotional depth to play a lobster. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2011, 04:33 AM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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There is that... LOL |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Jolly | Apr 20 2011, 04:37 AM Post #12 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Yep, all three of 'em.... |
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