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What's your favorite Piano World Meme?
Topic Started: Apr 18 2011, 08:58 AM (539 Views)
VPG
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Klaus
Apr 18 2011, 09:44 AM
I miss the mudslinging contests at PW. We have too little of that here.
You don't know what your talking about, and, who asked you?
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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jodi
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*snort*
:) Jodi
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Fvckin' Krauts.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Mikhailoh
Apr 18 2011, 08:58 AM
Most of us don't hang around PW too much anymore, but admit it.. you miss 'em. The greats. 'Seasoned for destination'. Estoniamania. Whatsisface in North Carolina who went bust selling Suzukis over the internet and is now a financial consultant/preacher.

Let's hear 'em. Hat tip to Jodi.

http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8772910&t=7334372
all I know is Larry Fine sorta dissed us in one of his books and our memes probably made more money for him than all his other contacts put together. Times 100.

:lol2:
:) Jodi
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Frank_W
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:lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Frank_W
Apr 18 2011, 09:33 AM
That's the one, Larry! :lol2: Didn't he claim to have a radio show, or something?
Yes, he claimed to have a "radio show".... lol

I created a sock named "Hoophooted Tone" to ridicule him over that one..... :D
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Frank_W
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:devilgrin: He was fun to needle. He took everything so earnestly... :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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VPG
Apr 18 2011, 09:21 AM
Who was the Americam guy living in England. Drove sport cars,
and owned great pianos? And Knew everything about the industry anything you can imagine?
FIFY. NNTTM.

And Larry is right. Adrian was his moniker.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Frank_W
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I don't know about Americans living in England, but there are a number of people that crop up who seem to know everything about everything, or think they know everything about everything, and in any case, their minds are made up and full up, so there's no room for anything else to flow in, or maybe they are so busy being right, that they totally miss the point of things. And I'm not sure whether that's a commentary on internet culture, or western society in general, whether England, Europe, Canada, or the United States.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Mikhailoh
Apr 18 2011, 10:43 AM
VPG
Apr 18 2011, 09:21 AM
Who was the Americam guy living in England. Drove sport cars,
and owned great pianos? And Knew everything about the industry anything you can imagine?
FIFY. NNTTM.

And Larry is right. Adrian was his moniker.
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 創other me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I致e ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It痴 hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I知 out in Hollywood
I知 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
I once compiled most of the memes in the form of light bulb jokes.
(Originally posted here)
Axtremus
2006-03-22

How many Piano Forum posters does it take to change a light bulb:

  • 800 to say go read "The Light Bulb Book" before you change anything.
  • 2 to say go read "The Blue Book of Light Bulb" for list prices.
  • 25 to say "The Blue Book of Light Bulb"'s list prices are inaccurate and outdated.
  • What ever budget you have, 1650 will tell you to increase it to get a higher tier bulb
  • 695 to tell you how pleased they are with their bulbs and how great their bulb retailers have treated them.
  • 1075 to tell you to stare into as many bulbs as you can before you buy.
  • 975 to tell you that Asian bulbs are way too bright to start and will just keep getting brighter and brighter.
  • 75 to tell you that certain premium Korean bulbs really aren't that bright, more like European bulbs.
  • 375 to argue over whether certain Japanese bulbs are rated properly for North America's AC voltage and frequency requirements.
  • 254, all bulb retailers, to insist that you buy your light bulb from your local hardware store, never over the internet or, gasp, from the big box stores like Costco.
  • 680 to stress the importance of hiring a Registered Electrician to inspect any used bulb before you buy one.
  • 370 to stress the need to install a voltage regulator to prolong the life of your bulb
  • 410 to tell you that a certain premier American bulb is over-rated.
  • 700 to tell you that certain Eastern European bulbs are just as good or better than all other bulbs, yet are still very cheap and is the end-all of miraculous "value."
  • 890 to tell you that European bulbs will always beat the Asian and American bulbs, except perhaps those made in Massachusetts or Indiana.
  • 638 to tell you to beware of Asian-made bulbs with German names on them.
  • 569 to tell you not to put too much faith in Asian bulbs with German parts in them.
  • 300 to tell you that old American bulbs could be refurbished and become better than new.
  • 127 to tell you that the room's setting will change the ambiance of the bulb.
  • A few to speculate that certain European bulbs might contain Asian parts.
  • One to repeat for the 477 Billionth time that the Chinese bulbs have taken over the world.

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Luke's Dad
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Emperor Pengin
Chinese Piano Flavor of the Week (tm)

Pearl River Dong Bei Perzina Hailun is going to revolutionize the piano industry! Steinway quality grands for under 10k!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Steinway quality grands for under 10k!



Surely *some* of them were aiming a little higher than that....... :D
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VPG
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Very funny AX!!!
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Mikhailoh
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Axtremus
Apr 18 2011, 10:55 AM
I once compiled most of the memes in the form of light bulb jokes.
(Originally posted here)
Axtremus
2006-03-22

How many Piano Forum posters does it take to change a light bulb:

  • 800 to say go read "The Light Bulb Book" before you change anything.
  • 2 to say go read "The Blue Book of Light Bulb" for list prices.
  • 25 to say "The Blue Book of Light Bulb"'s list prices are inaccurate and outdated.
  • What ever budget you have, 1650 will tell you to increase it to get a higher tier bulb
  • 695 to tell you how pleased they are with their bulbs and how great their bulb retailers have treated them.
  • 1075 to tell you to stare into as many bulbs as you can before you buy.
  • 975 to tell you that Asian bulbs are way too bright to start and will just keep getting brighter and brighter.
  • 75 to tell you that certain premium Korean bulbs really aren't that bright, more like European bulbs.
  • 375 to argue over whether certain Japanese bulbs are rated properly for North America's AC voltage and frequency requirements.
  • 254, all bulb retailers, to insist that you buy your light bulb from your local hardware store, never over the internet or, gasp, from the big box stores like Costco.
  • 680 to stress the importance of hiring a Registered Electrician to inspect any used bulb before you buy one.
  • 370 to stress the need to install a voltage regulator to prolong the life of your bulb
  • 410 to tell you that a certain premier American bulb is over-rated.
  • 700 to tell you that certain Eastern European bulbs are just as good or better than all other bulbs, yet are still very cheap and is the end-all of miraculous "value."
  • 890 to tell you that European bulbs will always beat the Asian and American bulbs, except perhaps those made in Massachusetts or Indiana.
  • 638 to tell you to beware of Asian-made bulbs with German names on them.
  • 569 to tell you not to put too much faith in Asian bulbs with German parts in them.
  • 300 to tell you that old American bulbs could be refurbished and become better than new.
  • 127 to tell you that the room's setting will change the ambiance of the bulb.
  • A few to speculate that certain European bulbs might contain Asian parts.
  • One to repeat for the 477 Billionth time that the Chinese bulbs have taken over the world.

A classic! :lol2:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
Frank_W
Apr 18 2011, 09:14 AM
Hey, anyone remember Davy? :D
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Is he still in the Navy?


Eh, probably will be for life.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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