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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 16 2011, 06:29 PM (171 Views) | |
| Larry | Apr 16 2011, 06:29 PM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A grasshopper goes into a bar..... hops up on the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "Hey - we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says "Why would you name a drink Bob?" |
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| George K | Apr 16 2011, 06:34 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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I mean....
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Apr 16 2011, 08:27 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'. After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?' 'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?', asked the couple. 'Because I am the artist who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch. |
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| LadyElton | Apr 17 2011, 09:40 AM Post #4 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| carl m | Apr 17 2011, 01:23 PM Post #5 |
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Advanced Member
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Elton John's adopted son will be carrying two backpacks to school. He's bi-satchel |
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| George K | Apr 17 2011, 01:33 PM Post #6 |
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Finally
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http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=637714&t=365684 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 17 2011, 02:28 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I think Carl will fit in very well here... |
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| Claude Ball | Apr 17 2011, 02:38 PM Post #8 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Anybody know where I can buy some camouflage condoms? I don't want Rowena to see me comin'.... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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