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Happiness
Topic Started: Apr 15 2011, 12:23 PM (297 Views)
Frank_W
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The Road To Happiness

Funny how people always seem to think that happiness depends on something outside of themselves... It's like marking the side of the boat to remember where you were fishing.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Yep. It's internal, for the most part anyway.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
This is the day that the Lord has made, let us REJOICE and be glad in it.

You have the power to make yourself happy. Or not.
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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brenda
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It helps, too, if those around you aren't grumpy. :lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
Happiness is a lens more than an objective reality.
As Jolly said, we can choose to see it, or not.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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brenda
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brenda
Apr 15 2011, 02:31 PM
It helps, too, if those around you aren't grumpy. :lol2:
Wait, I take that back. I enjoy teasing and poking grumpy people. :fallenhalo:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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LadyElton
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I thought happiness is a warm gun. :D
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
LadyElton
Apr 15 2011, 02:52 PM
I thought happiness is a warm gun. :D
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells
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LadyElton
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Of course, happiness is when the Alliance actually win a bg. It is also chocolate and fresh batteries. :devilgrin:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
LadyElton
Apr 15 2011, 02:52 PM
I thought happiness is a warm gun. :D
This is my weapon.
This is my gun.
This one's for fighting.
And this one's for fun!
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!


Stewie Griffin
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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George K
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Finally
Full Metal Jacket Rifleman's Creed (NSFW - Language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0_um--LDQ


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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Is there any movie that starts better and ends worse than Full Metal Jacket?

Oh, if only they could have extended that basic training thing for the whole movie.

(R Lee Ermey + Vincent D'onofrio) > (Matthew Modine)
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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George K
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Horace
Apr 15 2011, 06:56 PM
Is there any movie that starts better and ends worse than Full Metal Jacket?

Oh, if only they could have extended that basic training thing for the whole movie.

(R Lee Ermey + Vincent D'onofrio) > (Matthew Modine)
And how. I've watched the first half of the movie dozens of times.

I've never seen how it ends, or for that matter more than about 15 minutes of the 2nd half.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Horace
Apr 15 2011, 06:56 PM
Is there any movie that starts better and ends worse than Full Metal Jacket?
The Star Wars trilogy springs to mind.

F*cking Ewoks.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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John D'Oh
Apr 15 2011, 07:16 PM
The Star Wars trilogy springs to mind.

F*cking Ewoks.
Well, yeah, that too.

It reminds me of "The Testament" by John Grisham. One of the best first chapters, followed by one of the most boring formulaic books.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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kenny
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Happiness come from whatever makes you happy.
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Luke's Dad
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kenny
Apr 16 2011, 11:44 AM
Happiness come from whatever makes you happy.
Happiness doesn't come from anything. You can choose to be happy or choose not to be.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Frank_W
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Right on, LD.

FMJ: The first half was almost exactly like boot camp at Fort Leonard Wood, MO. Yes, I realize that FMJ is about Marines, but still...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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