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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 15 2011, 12:23 PM (297 Views) | |
| Frank_W | Apr 15 2011, 12:23 PM Post #1 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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The Road To Happiness Funny how people always seem to think that happiness depends on something outside of themselves... It's like marking the side of the boat to remember where you were fishing. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 15 2011, 12:55 PM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Yep. It's internal, for the most part anyway. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Jolly | Apr 15 2011, 02:27 PM Post #3 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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This is the day that the Lord has made, let us REJOICE and be glad in it. You have the power to make yourself happy. Or not. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| brenda | Apr 15 2011, 02:31 PM Post #4 |
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It helps, too, if those around you aren't grumpy.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 15 2011, 02:43 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Happiness is a lens more than an objective reality. As Jolly said, we can choose to see it, or not. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| brenda | Apr 15 2011, 02:48 PM Post #6 |
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Wait, I take that back. I enjoy teasing and poking grumpy people.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| LadyElton | Apr 15 2011, 02:52 PM Post #7 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I thought happiness is a warm gun.
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Mark | Apr 15 2011, 02:57 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| LadyElton | Apr 15 2011, 03:00 PM Post #9 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Of course, happiness is when the Alliance actually win a bg. It is also chocolate and fresh batteries.
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Jolly | Apr 15 2011, 03:01 PM Post #10 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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This is my weapon. This is my gun. This one's for fighting. And this one's for fun! |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| KlavierBauer | Apr 15 2011, 03:03 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Stewie Griffin |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| George K | Apr 15 2011, 06:39 PM Post #12 |
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Finally
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Full Metal Jacket Rifleman's Creed (NSFW - Language) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0_um--LDQ |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Horace | Apr 15 2011, 06:56 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Is there any movie that starts better and ends worse than Full Metal Jacket? Oh, if only they could have extended that basic training thing for the whole movie. (R Lee Ermey + Vincent D'onofrio) > (Matthew Modine) |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| George K | Apr 15 2011, 07:04 PM Post #14 |
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Finally
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And how. I've watched the first half of the movie dozens of times. I've never seen how it ends, or for that matter more than about 15 minutes of the 2nd half. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 15 2011, 07:16 PM Post #15 |
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MAMIL
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The Star Wars trilogy springs to mind. F*cking Ewoks. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| George K | Apr 15 2011, 07:19 PM Post #16 |
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Finally
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Well, yeah, that too. It reminds me of "The Testament" by John Grisham. One of the best first chapters, followed by one of the most boring formulaic books. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Apr 16 2011, 11:44 AM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Happiness come from whatever makes you happy. |
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| Luke's Dad | Apr 16 2011, 12:09 PM Post #18 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Happiness doesn't come from anything. You can choose to be happy or choose not to be. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 18 2011, 05:05 AM Post #19 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Right on, LD. FMJ: The first half was almost exactly like boot camp at Fort Leonard Wood, MO. Yes, I realize that FMJ is about Marines, but still... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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