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Material for Dewey's Next Sermon
Topic Started: Apr 11 2011, 08:22 AM (66 Views)
ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, 'Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?' They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him....

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "I was just figuring out the terms for a new reality TV program based on her life"...

At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Frank_W
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Was it Lindsay Lohan? She's been caught getting stoned...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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