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Articles of impeachment drawn; Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Topic Started: Apr 6 2011, 06:43 PM (174 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It's about time...



Articles of Impeachment of Barak Osama



ARTICLE OF IMPEACHMENT OF PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

RESOLVED, That Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following article of impeachment to be exhibited to the Senate:

ARTICLE OF IMPEACHMENT EXHIBITED BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN THE NAME OF ITSELF AND OF ALL OF THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AGAINST BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT OF ITS IMPEACHMENT AGAINST HIM FOR HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS IN USURPING THE EXCLUSIVE PREROGATIVE OF CONGRESS TO COMENCE WAR UNDER ARTICLE 1, SECTION 8, CLAUSE 11 OF THE CONSTITUTION.

ARTICLE I

In his conduct of the office of President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, in violation of his constitutional oath faithfully to execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has usurped the exclusive power of Congress to initiate war under Article I, section 8, clause 11 of the United States Constitution by unilaterally commencing war against the Republic of Libya on March 19, 2011, declaring that Congress is powerless to constrain his conduct of the war, and claiming authority in the future to commence war unilaterally to advance whatever he ordains is in the national interest. By so doing and declaring, Barack Hussein Obama has mocked the rule of law, endangered the very existence of the Republic and the liberties of the people, and perpetrated an impeachable high crime and misdemeanor as hereinafter elaborated.














BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!


Bawaha


Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
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Fein is a small-government conservative who worked on the impeachment of President Bill Clinton and also called for the impeachment of President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney


I can barely contain my excitement.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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schindler
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I thought this was going to be about fruit (peaches). . .

Oh, wait. . .

We're all mad here!
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Frank_W
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Think it actually has legs, Larry? And if he's impeached, then what? Does that mean we get "President Biden"? (Now THAT'S scary!) :eek:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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Trying to impeach him is more likely to get him re-elected, since it makes the GOP look even more stupid than they do now, and let's face it, that's really going some.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
I'm beginning to think that the sooner the American Napoleon takes control the better.
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John D'Oh
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Renauda
Apr 7 2011, 07:28 AM
I'm beginning to think that the sooner the American Napoleon takes control the better.
Americans don't really trust short people (I speak as someone who is 5 ft 7 in high heels), so he'll need to be a big bloke. Also, a Mitt Romney haircut might be advantageous.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
Nothing that a pair of stilts and a damn good wig can't hide. I'm sure there's a circus clown or two out there to to fit the bill.
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