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What's your favorite "It was so cold ..." punchline?
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What's your favorite "It was so cold ..." punchline?
Topic Started: Jan 22 2011, 03:07 PM (6,345 Views)
brenda
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What's your favorite "It was so cold ..." punchline?
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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George K
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It's colder than a kiss from my first wife.
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brenda
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International Falls breaks cold record for Friday

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DULUTH — The good news is it's going to warm up. The bad news is that it will take a while.
Friday's cold blast of arctic air set a record for the coldest Jan. 21 in International Falls and probably brought the coldest temperatures of the winter.

It hit 46 degrees below zero in International Falls about dawn, breaking the old Jan. 21 record of minus-41 set in 1954.

It was the coldest temperature in Minnesota since Babbitt hit minus 46 in January 2009 and the coldest temperature in International Falls since January 1968, according to assistant state climatologist Pete Boulay.

Many areas north of the Iron Range hit minus 40 or colder.

The temperature bottomed out at minus 24 at Duluth International Airport, not near the record of minus-33 set in 1983, but the coldest temperature since Jan. 3, 2010, when it hit minus 26 in Duluth.

The coldest temperature recorded in Minnesota was in Tower on Feb. 2, 1996, when it hit minus 60.

Temperatures will recover to about zero for highs across much of the Northland today followed by another night of single digits and teens below zero.

Then the slow warm-up begins, with highs of 4 above today, 7 on Sunday and in the 20s — above zero — by Wednesday. That will be the first seasonal temperatures after more than a week below normal.

Amazingly, other than stalled cars and cold noses, the subzero temperatures have had few major impacts across the Northland so far. The cold delayed and canceled a few schools in northern Minnesota, but not many. The Duluth school district already had a scheduled day off.

There's a chance of light snow Sunday night.


Hubby's college roommate was from Tower, MN. We went to visit there years ago while we were in college. What a terrific place, and a funny family. Vic and Irene were the parents of four boys, including the roommate we knew. When I have more time, I will tell some Vic and Irene stories. :)
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Other . . .

It was so cold today, 73, that I had to change from shorts to pants.
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Free Rider
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Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true. :lol:
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
:lol: George.

It was so cold Lady Liberty had to put her torch inside her dress.

It's so cold that fire hydrants are walking around begging dogs to pee on them.

It's so cold that my balls have become ovaries.

I cite irreconcilable differences.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Free Rider
Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM
Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true. :lol:
You actually touched a witch's tit? :hair: :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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George K
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Aqua Letifer
Jan 22 2011, 03:24 PM
:lol: George.
It's not funny.

Not at all. :veryangry:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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George K
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ivorythumper
Jan 22 2011, 03:25 PM
Free Rider
Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM
Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true. :lol:
You actually touched a witch's tit? :hair: :lol2:
See my first post.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
it was so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
My favorite is for people to just say it's n degrees Fahrenheit/Celsius or n Kelvin.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
George K
Jan 22 2011, 03:26 PM
ivorythumper
Jan 22 2011, 03:25 PM
Free Rider
Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM
Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true. :lol:
You actually touched a witch's tit? :hair: :lol2:
See my first post.
:lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
There was a knock at the door, and standing there was a brass monkey asking if he could borrow a soldering iron.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
It was so cold...only "Al" and "Ed" had time to write their names in the snow.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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John D'Oh
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It was so cold, our dog got stuck to the lamp-post.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
John D'Oh
Jan 22 2011, 03:38 PM
It was so cold, our dog got stuck to the lamp-post.
:lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Update: The unofficial lowest temperature ever recorded in Minnesnowta was -64F in Embarrass, MN. It was unofficial because the thermometer broke.

Yes, there really in a city in Minnesoooota called Embarrass. http://www.embarrass.org/
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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ivorythumper
Jan 22 2011, 03:25 PM
Free Rider
Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM
Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true. :lol:
You actually touched a witch's tit? :hair: :lol2:
Probably not, but I'm pretty sure George did.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It's so cold that this morning I saw one dog trying to jump start another one....



It's so cold the hookers downtown are charging twenty bucks just to blow on your hands..


It's so cold the steam coming off my head caused two indian villages to go to war...


It's so cold the only guy in town willing to pee his name in the snow is a guy named Ed.


It's so cold that when I took my pants off I found a slightly brown frozen thing in them, threw it on the heater and a few minutes later it went "Fffffffffrrrrrrrttt"....



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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It's so cold that in Manitoba they've taken to wearing T-shirts...


A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the hood and after a while said " It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just frost on my moustache."
Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
Heh good jokes.

Brenda I can't believe those temps!!??
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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1hp
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Fulla-Carp

And then.........it started to snow in Hell.
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RosemaryTwo
Jan 22 2011, 09:36 PM
Heh good jokes.

Brenda I can't believe those temps!!??
Northern Minnesoootans are usually pretty nuts, even compared to southern Minnesoootans. :lol2:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
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LadyElton
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Colder than a polar bear's nuts. :D
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
Colder than a pile of penguin sh!t?
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