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| What's your favorite "It was so cold ..." punchline? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 22 2011, 03:07 PM (6,345 Views) | |
| brenda | Jan 22 2011, 03:07 PM Post #1 |
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What's your favorite "It was so cold ..." punchline? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| George K | Jan 22 2011, 03:10 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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It's colder than a kiss from my first wife. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| brenda | Jan 22 2011, 03:17 PM Post #3 |
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International Falls breaks cold record for Friday McClatchy News Service
Hubby's college roommate was from Tower, MN. We went to visit there years ago while we were in college. What a terrific place, and a funny family. Vic and Irene were the parents of four boys, including the roommate we knew. When I have more time, I will tell some Vic and Irene stories.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| kenny | Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Other . . . It was so cold today, 73, that I had to change from shorts to pants. |
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| Free Rider | Jan 22 2011, 03:23 PM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Colder than a witch's tit. The tried and true.
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 22 2011, 03:24 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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George.It was so cold Lady Liberty had to put her torch inside her dress. It's so cold that fire hydrants are walking around begging dogs to pee on them. It's so cold that my balls have become ovaries. |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 22 2011, 03:25 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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You actually touched a witch's tit?
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| George K | Jan 22 2011, 03:26 PM Post #8 |
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It's not funny. Not at all.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | Jan 22 2011, 03:26 PM Post #9 |
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See my first post. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 22 2011, 03:27 PM Post #10 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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it was so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords. |
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| Axtremus | Jan 22 2011, 03:27 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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My favorite is for people to just say it's n degrees Fahrenheit/Celsius or n Kelvin. |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 22 2011, 03:28 PM Post #12 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| John D'Oh | Jan 22 2011, 03:30 PM Post #13 |
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MAMIL
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There was a knock at the door, and standing there was a brass monkey asking if he could borrow a soldering iron. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 22 2011, 03:30 PM Post #14 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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It was so cold...only "Al" and "Ed" had time to write their names in the snow. |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 22 2011, 03:38 PM Post #15 |
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MAMIL
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It was so cold, our dog got stuck to the lamp-post. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 22 2011, 04:00 PM Post #16 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| brenda | Jan 22 2011, 05:34 PM Post #17 |
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Update: The unofficial lowest temperature ever recorded in Minnesnowta was -64F in Embarrass, MN. It was unofficial because the thermometer broke. Yes, there really in a city in Minnesoooota called Embarrass. http://www.embarrass.org/ |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 22 2011, 05:52 PM Post #18 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Probably not, but I'm pretty sure George did. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Jan 22 2011, 08:23 PM Post #19 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It's so cold that this morning I saw one dog trying to jump start another one.... It's so cold the hookers downtown are charging twenty bucks just to blow on your hands.. It's so cold the steam coming off my head caused two indian villages to go to war... It's so cold the only guy in town willing to pee his name in the snow is a guy named Ed. It's so cold that when I took my pants off I found a slightly brown frozen thing in them, threw it on the heater and a few minutes later it went "Fffffffffrrrrrrrttt".... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Jan 22 2011, 08:45 PM Post #20 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It's so cold that in Manitoba they've taken to wearing T-shirts... A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the hood and after a while said " It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just frost on my moustache." |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Jan 22 2011, 09:36 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Heh good jokes. Brenda I can't believe those temps!!?? |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| 1hp | Jan 22 2011, 11:06 PM Post #22 |
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Fulla-Carp
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And then.........it started to snow in Hell. |
| There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and................ | |
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| brenda | Jan 23 2011, 01:34 AM Post #23 |
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Northern Minnesoootans are usually pretty nuts, even compared to southern Minnesoootans.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| LadyElton | Jan 23 2011, 08:03 AM Post #24 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Colder than a polar bear's nuts.
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Mark | Jan 23 2011, 12:28 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Colder than a pile of penguin sh!t? |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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