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| Friday Afternoon Snarky Caption Contest; State Dinner Edition | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 21 2011, 10:55 AM (242 Views) | |
| George K | Jan 21 2011, 10:55 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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![]() U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton raises her glass for a toast during a State Dinner in honor of China's President Hu Jintao at the White House in Washington, January 19, 2011. Surely we can do better, can't we? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| God | Jan 21 2011, 11:13 AM Post #2 |
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Junior Carp
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In an effort to promote more acceptance of mandatory drug testing in the state department, Hillary Clinton produced her own specimen right there at the table of the State Dinner as others looked on in shock and horror. |
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| Kincaid | Jan 21 2011, 11:22 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And in typical Clinton "in-your-face" fashion, she used a crystal glass from the infamous "White House china". |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Horace | Jan 21 2011, 11:25 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Now, which glass did I put the iocaine powder in, Mr President?? |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| VPG | Jan 21 2011, 11:55 AM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Is that a f***ing fly in my drink? |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| VPG | Jan 21 2011, 11:57 AM Post #6 |
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Pisa-Carp
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What is the slut that's sitting next to Bill doing under the table? |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 21 2011, 01:51 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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![]() Here, darling -- let's get those beer goggles on. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mark | Jan 21 2011, 02:01 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I thought that was Madeleine Albright!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| sue | Jan 21 2011, 02:08 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() One of our gentlemen found time to say "How delicious"! (10 points to anyone who knows where that is from) |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 21 2011, 02:16 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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All I can say is she looks like the Grinch. |
| And how are you today? | |
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| sue | Jan 22 2011, 12:06 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well I guess no points for anyone. Arsenic and Old Lace. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 22 2011, 12:25 PM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Oh good reference. Was lost on me, though.
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 22 2011, 12:30 PM Post #13 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That's it exactly! I was thinking the look was familiar. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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