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George, bachophile; what do you think of this?
Topic Started: Jan 20 2011, 07:41 AM (188 Views)
Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
(quoting John Galt)

Gastric bypass kit sold on Amazon

The original listing has been pulled from Amazon, but here's the cached version:

http://webcache.googleusercont...&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
The reviews are priceless.

"Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don't use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don't have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I'm now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit."
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Kincaid
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:lol2:
Edited by Kincaid, Jan 20 2011, 11:00 AM.
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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JBryan
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I waited all of 2010 for this item to finally go on sale! Excellent product, however the instructions included were from an Ikea chest of drawers. No matter! This kit was easy to figure out, I mean, how hard is it to put a rubber band around a stomach? With only three leftover pieces, and a lost pint of blood - I am ready to hit the buffet!


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:doh:
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kenny
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Now THAT's what I call health care reform.
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kenny
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Hey, people who bought that also bought . . .

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JBryan
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That's the anaesthetic.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
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JBryan
Jan 20 2011, 12:21 PM
That's the anaesthetic.
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Axtremus
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Needs to be local anesthesia. DIY would be impossible under general anesthesia.
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JBryan
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Axtremus
Jan 20 2011, 02:03 PM
DIY would be impossible under general anesthesia any imaginable anaesthesia.
FIFY
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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