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| George, bachophile; what do you think of this? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 20 2011, 07:41 AM (188 Views) | |
| Axtremus | Jan 20 2011, 07:41 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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(quoting John Galt) Gastric bypass kit sold on Amazon The original listing has been pulled from Amazon, but here's the cached version: http://webcache.googleusercont...&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 20 2011, 09:06 AM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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The reviews are priceless. "Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don't use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don't have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I'm now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit." |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Kincaid | Jan 20 2011, 11:00 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Edited by Kincaid, Jan 20 2011, 11:00 AM.
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| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| JBryan | Jan 20 2011, 11:05 AM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| bachophile | Jan 20 2011, 11:50 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| kenny | Jan 20 2011, 12:09 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Now THAT's what I call health care reform. |
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| kenny | Jan 20 2011, 12:13 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hey, people who bought that also bought . . .
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| JBryan | Jan 20 2011, 12:21 PM Post #8 |
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I am the grey one
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That's the anaesthetic. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Jan 20 2011, 01:58 PM Post #9 |
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Finally
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Axtremus | Jan 20 2011, 02:03 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Needs to be local anesthesia. DIY would be impossible under general anesthesia. |
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| JBryan | Jan 20 2011, 02:36 PM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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FIFY |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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