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| Santas Naughty Christmas List... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 13 2010, 12:10 PM (3,248 Views) | |
| ***musical princess*** | Dec 13 2010, 12:10 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Because it's nearly Christmas and because I feel it is my job as forum flirt to inject some naughty christmas fun into this forum... So the game is, someone says a word and you have to say an association to a body part/activity/game/something naughty and then post a new one. Funniest assoication (with explanation if necessary) wins. Prize yet to be decided. Extra credit for imaginative, creative, unpredictable answers. (hoping this doesn't deteriorate into something nsfw) I'll start it with an easy one... banana x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| sue | Dec 13 2010, 12:28 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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poker. tinsel |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 13 2010, 12:34 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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hand-cuffs Chex Mix |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 13 2010, 12:37 PM Post #4 |
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And who says we don't celebrate Christ's birth with respect any more!
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| Frank_W | Dec 13 2010, 12:39 PM Post #5 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Christmas Cheerios! Chocolate sauce |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| sue | Dec 13 2010, 12:42 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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twister leather |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 13 2010, 12:44 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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(Sue, i love you more and more every day )x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 13 2010, 12:48 PM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Sleighride! Holly |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 13 2010, 12:57 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hunter Beau |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 13 2010, 01:15 PM Post #10 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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ties post it note |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mark | Dec 13 2010, 01:16 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't get it.
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 13 2010, 01:22 PM Post #12 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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beau (bow) + ties (naughty BDSM stuff) |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Mark | Dec 13 2010, 01:23 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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post it note? |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| sue | Dec 13 2010, 01:25 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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hide-and-seek toque |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 13 2010, 01:31 PM Post #15 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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You can leave your hat on.... scanner |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 13 2010, 01:48 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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TSA Gin |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mark | Dec 13 2010, 02:12 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Still confused. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 13 2010, 02:16 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ruin Stockings x |
| x Caroline x | |
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| sue | Dec 13 2010, 02:34 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Blind man's bluff scarf |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 13 2010, 02:55 PM Post #20 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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snuff film. Oh, wait.. that's not really in the spirit, is it? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 13 2010, 03:10 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Fisherman's Bend Strawberry |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 13 2010, 04:33 PM Post #22 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Shortcake Whipped cream |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Dec 13 2010, 04:40 PM Post #23 |
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Finally
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Other Delights. Black lights. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 13 2010, 05:22 PM Post #24 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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body paint carburetor |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 13 2010, 05:23 PM Post #25 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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That's a BINGO! |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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