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Friday Snarky Caption Contest; "The wife is calling" edition
Topic Started: Dec 10 2010, 04:52 PM (183 Views)
George K
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Finally
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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blondie
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"Where's my fluffer?"

And I could've said something else.

Swat me please.

I'll never forgive Jodi and RR for what they did to my mind today ...
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AndyD
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Don't fret, Barry will soon be gone for good
Every morning the soul is once again as good as new, and again one offers it to one's brothers & sisters in life.

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George K
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"They told me if I voted for Hillary, Bill Clinton would basically be a co-president and they WERE RIGHT."
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
AndyD
Dec 10 2010, 10:10 PM
Don't fret, Barry will soon be gone for good
That's what they said about Bill. :whistle:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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OperaTenor
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Clinton Refuses to Leave White House
Installs Self in Oval Office


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – It seemed like a good idea at the time.

But twenty-four hours after former President Bill Clinton appeared at the White House to endorse President Obama's tax plan, Mr. Obama is “still looking for the right way to ask him to leave,” an aide confirmed today.

Mr. Obama had assumed that once the former President wrapped things up with reporters yesterday, he would say his goodbyes and depart in a waiting car, “but that kind of didn’t happen,” the aide said.

“Clinton kind of went, ‘Do you have a computer I can use? I just want to check my email,’ and then kind of made himself at home in the Oval Office,” he said. “The President was being polite and all, but you could tell he was kind of pissed.”

After spending the better part of two hours surfing the Internet and watching YouTube videos, the former President announced, “Am I the only one around here who’s hungry? Let’s send [Press Secretary Robert] Gibbs on a Pizza Hut run.”

The aide said that Mr. Obama decided to play “a waiting game” with Mr. Clinton, explaining, “Even the Salahis left eventually.”

But after spending the night “crashing in the Lincoln Bedroom,” the former President was back in the Oval Office, chatting away on the phone.

"He could be there for awhile," the aide said. "He's talking to Bernie Sanders."


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George K
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Dec 11 2010, 10:27 AM
“Even the Salahis left eventually.”
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Ok, now that's funny.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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brenda
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..............
:lol2: (Could be closer to the truth than we might imagine.)
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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