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| God Hates Elizabeth Edwards; Yep, Phelps goons to picket her funeral | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 9 2010, 11:19 AM (1,319 Views) | |
| JBryan | Dec 10 2010, 06:35 AM Post #51 |
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I am the grey one
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And drives an ice cream truck covered with human skulls. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 10 2010, 07:21 AM Post #52 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who would lie awake at night and wonder if there was a Dog. Of course, that's not nearly as bad as the devil worshiper who was shocked and horrified to discover that he'd sold his soul to Santa. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| ilm | Dec 10 2010, 07:23 AM Post #53 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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A while back, there was commentary that the fertility treatments used for Elizabeth Edwards to get pregnant late in her life could have contributed to the breast cancer. I don't know...I asked a friend who works in the medical field and she said that was a big possibility that the fertility treatments brought on the breast cancer. |
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| God | Dec 10 2010, 07:40 AM Post #54 |
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Junior Carp
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Quite true. As I was born from the collective imaginations of mankind, a species that I created (except for Chuck Norris). A metaphysical mobius strip. |
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| apple | Dec 10 2010, 07:50 AM Post #55 |
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one of the angels
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there are a lot of 'causes' for breast cancer. |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 10 2010, 08:06 AM Post #56 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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{sue, God} = The Twonity |
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| Axtremus | Dec 10 2010, 08:07 AM Post #57 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Eternal supply of good beer and great sex in the afterlife!
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 09:08 AM Post #58 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Like Chuck Norris, behind God's beard there is no chin, but another fist. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| brenda | Dec 10 2010, 09:13 AM Post #59 |
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Oh no, Keillor is not that funny, not at all. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 10 2010, 09:29 AM Post #60 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Garrison Keillor sucks. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 10 2010, 09:44 AM Post #61 |
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MAMIL
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God hates Garrison Keillor? Like Chuck Norris, God can slam a revolving door. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 09:51 AM Post #62 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Like Chuck Norris, God can smash an air guitar. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 10 2010, 10:19 AM Post #63 |
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MAMIL
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There is no such thing as tornadoes. Like Chuck Norris, God just hates trailer parks. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Dec 10 2010, 10:21 AM Post #64 |
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I am the grey one
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And, apparently, Oklahoma. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 10 2010, 10:26 AM Post #65 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I love this place. Even with all the things I will never be able to unsee and unread. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 10:30 AM Post #66 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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There was no big bang at the beginning of the Universe. Like Chuck Norris, God simply sneezed. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 10 2010, 10:37 AM Post #67 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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God and Chuck Norris had a stare-down. The sheer intensity and friction resulted in a huge explosion otherwise known as the, "Big Bang." |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 10:52 AM Post #68 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Like Chuck Norris, God's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 10 2010, 10:56 AM Post #69 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The fact that there is more matter than anti-matter shows that some one won. You guess who. |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 11:03 AM Post #70 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Anti-matter or dark matter? Last week it was discovered that there are about triple the number of stars as we thought in surrounding galaxies - if our newly found infrared prowess allows us to extrapolate that further, the entire idea of dark matter may be in question. ![]() And two weeks ago, CERA was able to actually create, and hold anti-matter (first time ever) for 1/10th of a second. Exciting time for both anti-matter and dark matter. Edited by KlavierBauer, Dec 10 2010, 11:04 AM.
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 10 2010, 11:05 AM Post #71 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Kinda' like the white meat and the dark meat on the turkey? |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| JBryan | Dec 10 2010, 11:09 AM Post #72 |
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I am the grey one
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Exactly. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 10 2010, 11:14 AM Post #73 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Dang, now I'm hongry!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Axtremus | Dec 10 2010, 11:21 AM Post #74 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Anti-matter. |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 10 2010, 11:27 AM Post #75 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ax: Thanks for sharing that link - that's a pretty cool discovery. You know I eat that stuff up. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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Dang, now I'm hongry! 
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