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God Hates Elizabeth Edwards; Yep, Phelps goons to picket her funeral
Topic Started: Dec 9 2010, 11:19 AM (1,319 Views)
JBryan
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I am the grey one
And drives an ice cream truck covered with human skulls.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Frank_W
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Then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who would lie awake at night and wonder if there was a Dog.

Of course, that's not nearly as bad as the devil worshiper who was shocked and horrified to discover that he'd sold his soul to Santa.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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ilm
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A while back, there was commentary that the fertility treatments used for Elizabeth Edwards to get pregnant late in her life could have contributed to the breast cancer.

I don't know...I asked a friend who works in the medical field and she said that was a big possibility that the fertility treatments brought on the breast cancer.
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John D'Oh
Dec 10 2010, 06:34 AM
Like Chuck Norris, God was born in the house that He built with His own two hands.
Quite true. As I was born from the collective imaginations of mankind, a species that I created (except for Chuck Norris).

A metaphysical mobius strip.
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apple
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there are a lot of 'causes' for breast cancer.
it behooves me to behold
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Axtremus
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sue
Dec 9 2010, 09:40 PM
Red Rice
Dec 9 2010, 08:27 PM
Wait a sec, I thought God was sue. When did that change?? I thought I had one of The Big Questions all figured out.

I'm so confused now. :(
I'm here for ya, babe. Always.
{sue, God} = The Twonity
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Axtremus
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God
Dec 9 2010, 08:19 PM
What is, is. And you all is gonna go.
Eternal supply of good beer and great sex in the afterlife!

:cheers:
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Like Chuck Norris, behind God's beard there is no chin, but another fist.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Mikhailoh
Dec 10 2010, 03:00 AM
brenda
Dec 9 2010, 07:31 PM
George K
Dec 9 2010, 07:26 PM
"God" explaining "a-theism" to us.

Too funny.
He's even funnier when he and I are talking in my truck. God has a terrific sense of humor! :lol2:
You're in Minnesooota. That's Garrison Keilor.
Oh no, Keillor is not that funny, not at all.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Frank_W
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Garrison Keillor sucks.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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God hates Garrison Keillor?

Like Chuck Norris, God can slam a revolving door.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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KlavierBauer
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Like Chuck Norris, God can smash an air guitar.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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MAMIL
There is no such thing as tornadoes. Like Chuck Norris, God just hates trailer parks.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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And, apparently, Oklahoma.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I love this place. Even with all the things I will never be able to unsee and unread.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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KlavierBauer
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There was no big bang at the beginning of the Universe. Like Chuck Norris, God simply sneezed.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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God and Chuck Norris had a stare-down. The sheer intensity and friction resulted in a huge explosion otherwise known as the, "Big Bang."
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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KlavierBauer
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Like Chuck Norris, God's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Axtremus
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Frank_W
Dec 10 2010, 10:37 AM
God and Chuck Norris had a stare-down. The sheer intensity and friction resulted in a huge explosion otherwise known as the, "Big Bang."
The fact that there is more matter than anti-matter shows that some one won. You guess who.
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Anti-matter or dark matter?

Last week it was discovered that there are about triple the number of stars as we thought in surrounding galaxies - if our newly found infrared prowess allows us to extrapolate that further, the entire idea of dark matter may be in question. :)

And two weeks ago, CERA was able to actually create, and hold anti-matter (first time ever) for 1/10th of a second.


Exciting time for both anti-matter and dark matter.
Edited by KlavierBauer, Dec 10 2010, 11:04 AM.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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Kinda' like the white meat and the dark meat on the turkey?
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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JBryan
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Exactly.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Frank_W
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:D Dang, now I'm hongry! :D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Axtremus
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KlavierBauer
Dec 10 2010, 11:03 AM
Anti-matter or dark matter?
Anti-matter.
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KlavierBauer
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Ax: Thanks for sharing that link - that's a pretty cool discovery. You know I eat that stuff up.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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