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| blondie | Dec 9 2010, 08:11 PM Post #26 |
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Bull-Carp
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I love it when God pays us a visit here at the TNCR. You don't see that happening much on other forums. |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 08:15 PM Post #27 |
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Junior Carp
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I didnt paint that. Thats your visualization, not mine. And the fact that you (collectively) paint me that way SHOULD be so telling for you. Dont make me fling a brick at your heads. |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 08:19 PM Post #28 |
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Junior Carp
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You ALL have the same place(s) to go, regardless of what you believe. You believing your scenario doesnt make it so. Just as the atheist believing there's nothing doesnt mean thats the case. What is, is. And you all is gonna go. |
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| George K | Dec 9 2010, 08:20 PM Post #29 |
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Finally
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Of course. That's why you And now, because I have to be up before the crack of dawn, I'm off to bed. Goodnight, God. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 9 2010, 08:27 PM Post #30 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Wait a sec, I thought God was sue. When did that change?? I thought I had one of The Big Questions all figured out. I'm so confused now.
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM Post #31 |
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Junior Carp
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So you're the guy banging the piano in yours? Its just a pic, good doctor. And one that you guys can relate to. I could choose one of Gaia, FSM, Chi. Feklar, or the Eagle Nebula just as well. Its all the same sauce. Thank you for the well wishes, but God never sleeps, he waits. Enjoy dawn, and the crack thereof. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 9 2010, 08:33 PM Post #32 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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My, what a small god you are.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Red Rice | Dec 9 2010, 08:36 PM Post #33 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 08:38 PM Post #34 |
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Junior Carp
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You really want to start talking about who's small? You forget, I made you. I know what you're packing. Thin ice, my friend....thin ice. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 9 2010, 08:55 PM Post #35 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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and "God" is getting smaller by the minute.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM Post #36 |
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Junior Carp
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You named it "God"? Why am I not surprised. Anyway, sorry to hear the update. That part I didnt know. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 9 2010, 09:17 PM Post #37 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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QED GSM. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 09:28 PM Post #38 |
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Junior Carp
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Just so we're on the same page, do I understand that you're denoting and celebrating that you've drawn rhetorical evidence showing the posts on an internet forum represented by a God avatar, are in fact NOT by God? Just checking.... |
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| Horace | Dec 9 2010, 09:33 PM Post #39 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If I were God, I would totally post on internet forums under the pseudonym "God" while leaving hints and evidence that I was not, in fact, God. Hiding in plain sight. Brilliant. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| sue | Dec 9 2010, 09:39 PM Post #40 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| sue | Dec 9 2010, 09:40 PM Post #41 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'm here for ya, babe. Always. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 9 2010, 09:41 PM Post #42 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I have no idea what page you're on. From this string of post it's clear you don't either.
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| God | Dec 9 2010, 09:45 PM Post #43 |
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Junior Carp
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This is page 2. Do better. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 9 2010, 10:04 PM Post #44 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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FIFYNNTTM |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 10 2010, 03:00 AM Post #45 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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You're in Minnesooota. That's Garrison Keilor. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| The Devil Himself | Dec 10 2010, 03:07 AM Post #46 |
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Junior Carp
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Oh, hell. |
| Please allow me to introduce myself | |
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| apple | Dec 10 2010, 04:19 AM Post #47 |
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one of the angels
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this is awesome. i've been looking for God in all the wrong places |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Chris Aher | Dec 10 2010, 05:18 AM Post #48 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Or Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong(The Hindu God of doorbells), not to mention Bop-shu-bop-shu-bop or Dip-did-ip-did-ip. Who was that Mann? I'd like to shake his(?????) hand(tentacle, appendage,etc, ????).... Philosophical/metaphysical question: Is God married to Cynthia Weil? |
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Regards, Chris | |
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| Piano*Dad | Dec 10 2010, 05:35 AM Post #49 |
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Bull-Carp
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For what? Oh, never mind. |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 10 2010, 06:34 AM Post #50 |
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MAMIL
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Like Chuck Norris, God was born in the house that He built with His own two hands. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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