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God Hates Elizabeth Edwards; Yep, Phelps goons to picket her funeral
Topic Started: Dec 9 2010, 11:19 AM (1,320 Views)
blondie
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I love it when God pays us a visit here at the TNCR. You don't see that happening much on other forums.
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George K
Dec 9 2010, 07:55 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 07:43 PM
Ahem, I'm not a man. :smokin:
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:uparrow:

All righty then. :angel:
I didnt paint that. Thats your visualization, not mine. And the fact that you (collectively) paint me that way SHOULD be so telling for you. Dont make me fling a brick at your heads.

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Dec 9 2010, 07:50 PM
I've alway's thought of an Athiest as someone that's all dressed up on a Sunday with no place to go.
You ALL have the same place(s) to go, regardless of what you believe. You believing your scenario doesnt make it so. Just as the atheist believing there's nothing doesnt mean thats the case.

What is, is. And you all is gonna go.
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God
Dec 9 2010, 08:15 PM
I didnt paint that. Thats your visualization, not mine.
Of course.

That's why you created chose it as an avatar.

And now, because I have to be up before the crack of dawn, I'm off to bed.

Goodnight, God. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite. :wave:
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Red Rice
HOLY CARP!!!
Wait a sec, I thought God was sue. When did that change?? I thought I had one of The Big Questions all figured out.

I'm so confused now. :(
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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George K
Dec 9 2010, 08:20 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 08:15 PM
I didnt paint that. Thats your visualization, not mine.
Of course.

That's why you created chose it as an avatar.



So you're the guy banging the piano in yours?

Its just a pic, good doctor. And one that you guys can relate to.

I could choose one of Gaia, FSM, Chi. Feklar, or the Eagle Nebula just as well. Its all the same sauce.

Thank you for the well wishes, but God never sleeps, he waits.

Enjoy dawn, and the crack thereof.
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God
Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM
So you're the guy banging the piano in yours?
My, what a small god you are. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Red Rice
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God
Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM
Enjoy dawn, and the crack thereof.
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 08:33 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM
So you're the guy banging the piano in yours?
My, what a small god you are. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
You really want to start talking about who's small? You forget, I made you. I know what you're packing. Thin ice, my friend....thin ice.
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God
Dec 9 2010, 08:38 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 08:33 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM
So you're the guy banging the piano in yours?
My, what a small god you are. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
You really want to start talking about who's small? You forget, I made you. I know what you're packing. Thin ice, my friend....thin ice.
and "God" is getting smaller by the minute. :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 08:55 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 08:38 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 08:33 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM
So you're the guy banging the piano in yours?
My, what a small god you are. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
You really want to start talking about who's small? You forget, I made you. I know what you're packing. Thin ice, my friend....thin ice.
and "God" is getting smaller by the minute. :lol2:
You named it "God"? Why am I not surprised.

Anyway, sorry to hear the update. That part I didnt know.
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God
Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM
That part I didnt know.
QED GSM.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 09:17 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM
That part I didnt know.
QED. GMS.
Just so we're on the same page, do I understand that you're denoting and celebrating that you've drawn rhetorical evidence showing the posts on an internet forum represented by a God avatar, are in fact NOT by God?

Just checking.... :crazy:

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HOLY CARP!!!
If I were God, I would totally post on internet forums under the pseudonym "God" while leaving hints and evidence that I was not, in fact, God. Hiding in plain sight. Brilliant.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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HOLY CARP!!!
VPG
Dec 9 2010, 07:50 PM
I've alway's thought of an Athiest as someone that's all dressed up on a Sunday with no a better place to go.
:biggrin:
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Red Rice
Dec 9 2010, 08:27 PM
Wait a sec, I thought God was sue. When did that change?? I thought I had one of The Big Questions all figured out.

I'm so confused now. :(
I'm here for ya, babe. Always.
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:28 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 09:17 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM
That part I didnt know.
QED. GMS.
Just so we're on the same page, do I understand that you're denoting and celebrating that you've drawn rhetorical evidence showing the posts on an internet forum represented by a God avatar, are in fact NOT by God?

Just checking.... :crazy:

I have no idea what page you're on. From this string of post it's clear you don't either. :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Dec 9 2010, 09:41 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:28 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 09:17 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM
That part I didnt know.
QED. GMS.
Just so we're on the same page, do I understand that you're denoting and celebrating that you've drawn rhetorical evidence showing the posts on an internet forum represented by a God avatar, are in fact NOT by God?

Just checking.... :crazy:

I have no idea what page you're on. From this string of post it's clear you don't either. :lol2:
This is page 2. Do better.
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God
Dec 9 2010, 09:45 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 09:41 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:28 PM
ivorythumper
Dec 9 2010, 09:17 PM
God
Dec 9 2010, 09:12 PM
That part I didnt know.
QED. GMS.
Just so we're on the same page, do I understand that you're denoting and celebrating that you've drawn rhetorical evidence showing the posts on an internet forum represented by a God avatar, are in fact NOT by God?

Just checking.... :crazy:

I have no idea what page you're on. From this string of post it's clear you don't either. :lol2:
This is page 2 1. Do better.
FIFYNNTTM
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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brenda
Dec 9 2010, 07:31 PM
George K
Dec 9 2010, 07:26 PM
"God" explaining "a-theism" to us.

Too funny.
He's even funnier when he and I are talking in my truck. God has a terrific sense of humor! :lol2:
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blondie
Dec 9 2010, 08:11 PM
I love it when God pays us a visit here at the TNCR. You don't see that happening much on other forums.
Oh, hell.
Please allow me to introduce myself
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apple
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this is awesome. i've been looking for God in all the wrong places
it behooves me to behold
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Dec 9 2010, 08:29 PM

I could choose one of Gaia, FSM, Chi. Feklar, or the Eagle Nebula just as well. Its all the same sauce.
Or Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong(The Hindu God of doorbells), not to mention Bop-shu-bop-shu-bop or Dip-did-ip-did-ip.

Who was that Mann? I'd like to shake his(?????) hand(tentacle, appendage,etc, ????)....

Philosophical/metaphysical question: Is God married to Cynthia Weil?
Regards,
Chris
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Thank you for the well wishes, but God never sleeps, he waits.


For what? Oh, never mind.
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Like Chuck Norris, God was born in the house that He built with His own two hands.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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