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| Hey, guys! What's the "manliest" thing you own?; Frank got me to thinking. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 7 2010, 01:56 PM (1,657 Views) | |
| kenny | Dec 7 2010, 03:07 PM Post #26 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Did someone mention zeplins and Blüthners? "Oh the HUMANITY!" That announcer was crying over the Blüthner on fire.
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| George K | Dec 7 2010, 03:09 PM Post #27 |
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Finally
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Oh Hai. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mark | Dec 7 2010, 03:14 PM Post #28 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 7 2010, 03:40 PM Post #29 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Mark, do you compete in ICPL?
Edited by KlavierBauer, Dec 7 2010, 03:40 PM.
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 7 2010, 04:09 PM Post #30 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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The most manly thing you own is a purse? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Dec 7 2010, 04:11 PM Post #31 |
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Finally
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Oh, wait... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mark | Dec 7 2010, 04:17 PM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I used to compete in IPSC. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Larry | Dec 7 2010, 04:19 PM Post #33 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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![]() And if you don't think that's manly, you will if I ever pull it out and call you Mr. Box..... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 7 2010, 06:47 PM Post #34 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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the artificial testicles too? |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| brenda | Dec 7 2010, 06:52 PM Post #35 |
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Hide them well. The trash man cometh. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Frank_W | Dec 7 2010, 06:53 PM Post #36 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I have lots of guns and lots of knives, an axe that belonged to my great-grandfather that I still use for hacking up fallen tree limbs, a shop full of woodworking equipment, a welder, a winch on my Jeep, and boxer briefs tight enough to keep my brass balls from klinking together when I walk.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Jolly | Dec 7 2010, 06:58 PM Post #37 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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The most manly thing I own? A woman. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 7 2010, 07:01 PM Post #38 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Jolly: I avoided a very similar joke after analyzing it more closely. It is funny (and potentially dangerous) on more than one level. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 7 2010, 07:04 PM Post #39 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Jolly | Dec 7 2010, 07:06 PM Post #40 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Fools rush in... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| George K | Dec 7 2010, 07:23 PM Post #41 |
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Finally
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Winn3r! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 7 2010, 07:24 PM Post #42 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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So George and Jolly - why do you consider your women to be a) owned b) manly (You can answer both if you want). |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| George K | Dec 7 2010, 07:57 PM Post #43 |
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Finally
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Yes. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Horace | Dec 7 2010, 08:51 PM Post #44 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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60 pounds of mesquite lump charcoal in the garage.
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| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| Horace | Dec 7 2010, 08:54 PM Post #45 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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A refrigerator that's almost completely empty but for a shelf full of hot sauces, 2 bottles of 2 buck chuck, and some old asparagus that's starting to make its presence known by smell. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| 1hp | Dec 7 2010, 09:11 PM Post #46 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Probably my kilt, and a sporran dating back to the Boer War! |
| There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and................ | |
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| Klaus | Dec 8 2010, 02:16 AM Post #47 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Does a collection of single malts count as "manly"? |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 8 2010, 03:16 AM Post #48 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Just like mine. ![]() |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| bachophile | Dec 8 2010, 03:17 AM Post #49 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| George K | Dec 8 2010, 04:14 AM Post #50 |
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Finally
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Of course! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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