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Hey, guys! What's the "manliest" thing you own?; Frank got me to thinking.
Topic Started: Dec 7 2010, 01:56 PM (1,657 Views)
kenny
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Did someone mention zeplins and Blüthners?

"Oh the HUMANITY!"
That announcer was crying over the Blüthner on fire.

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Mark, do you compete in ICPL?
Edited by KlavierBauer, Dec 7 2010, 03:40 PM.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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George K
Dec 7 2010, 01:56 PM
Other than vehicles and body parts, that is.

For me, it's this briefcase. It goes to and from work with me every day. It has been my overnight bag on a trip to DC, and it carries my iPod, journals, overnight stuff (for call).

I've had it since 1993.

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The most manly thing you own is a purse?
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Mikhailoh
Dec 7 2010, 04:09 PM
The most manly thing you own is a purse?
:veryangry:

Oh, wait...

:lol2:
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KlavierBauer
Dec 7 2010, 03:40 PM
Mark, do you compete in ICPL?
I used to compete in IPSC.
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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And if you don't think that's manly, you will if I ever pull it out and call you Mr. Box.....
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Dec 7 2010, 02:22 PM
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the artificial testicles too?
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Dec 7 2010, 02:21 PM
My old ratty underwear and teeshirts that I won't let my wife throw away.
Hide them well. The trash man cometh.
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I have lots of guns and lots of knives, an axe that belonged to my great-grandfather that I still use for hacking up fallen tree limbs, a shop full of woodworking equipment, a welder, a winch on my Jeep, and boxer briefs tight enough to keep my brass balls from klinking together when I walk. :lol2:
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The most manly thing I own?

A woman.
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Jolly: I avoided a very similar joke after analyzing it more closely. It is funny (and potentially dangerous) on more than one level.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Dec 7 2010, 07:01 PM
Jolly: I avoided a very similar joke after analyzing it more closely. It is funny (and potentially dangerous) on more than one level.
Fools rush in...
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Jolly
Dec 7 2010, 06:58 PM
The most manly thing I own?

A woman.
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So George and Jolly - why do you consider your women to be
a) owned
b) manly

(You can answer both if you want).
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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KlavierBauer
Dec 7 2010, 07:24 PM
So George and Jolly - why do you consider your women to be
a) owned
b) manly

(You can answer both if you want).
Yes.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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60 pounds of mesquite lump charcoal in the garage. :D
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A refrigerator that's almost completely empty but for a shelf full of hot sauces, 2 bottles of 2 buck chuck, and some old asparagus that's starting to make its presence known by smell.
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Probably my kilt, and a sporran dating back to the Boer War!
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Does a collection of single malts count as "manly"?
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Just like mine.

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from when i did medevac
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Klaus
Dec 8 2010, 02:16 AM
Does a collection of single malts count as "manly"?
Of course!
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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- Klaus, 4/29/18
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