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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 2 2010, 04:46 AM (125 Views) | |
| George K | Dec 2 2010, 04:46 AM Post #1 |
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Each year since 1988 the Toronto-based International Save the Pun Foundation has bestowed upon a worthy wordsmith, the dubious title of "Punster of the Year." (P.O.T.Y.) In 2002 this induction ceremony was re located from Chicago to Austin at a dinner held on the eve of our Annual Pun Off. This festive evening often culminates in a "roast" where the P.O.T.Y.'s peers are sometimes badly cut up by a room fool. This year the Punster of the Year will be awarded to Austin folksinger, Steve Brooks. Steve is a 6 times champion of the Pun-Off, and is currently acting as on one of the Pun-Offs Masters of Ceremony. Here is the transcript of Steve's i997 winning Punniest of Show routine. CARSTIANITY "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm speaking of our lord and Mazda, Jeep-sus Chrysler. He is the Alfa and the Romeo. He was born in a Ranger, He was Tempo'd by the DeVille, And he Daihatsu'd for your Sentras. He said, "Dodge not, that ye not be Dodged. Thou shalt not Corvette thy neighbor's Whitewall, But turn the other Cherokee. If ye have Fiat, ye can move Montecarlos. He ain't Chevy, he's my Beretta." He ate the Last Supra, And he climbed the mount of Cavalier, Where they Cruise-controlled him on the Motocross. But God, in his Infiniti Mercedes, did Rolls away the Stanza. Let us Prelude: Sayeth the prophet Isuzu, in the Dusenburg Bible, In the 23rd Saab, "The Ford is my Chauffeur. I shall not Walk. He Lexus me in the paths of Right-turn-signals. Yea, though I walk through the Valet of the Shadow of Dart, I shall Fiero no Eagle. Subaru Goodwrench and Mercury shall Volvo me Audi Daytonas of my life, And I shall Dwellmeter house of Delorean, Four-cylinder." Gloria, In Ex-Celica Geo! GM |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | Dec 2 2010, 12:23 PM Post #2 |
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Bump for Piano*Dad. He'd revel in this stuff. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 2 2010, 12:25 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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FIFY |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| George K | Dec 2 2010, 12:52 PM Post #4 |
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He'd be Chopin at the bit. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Kincaid | Dec 2 2010, 01:34 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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He'd actually do it 10x better. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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