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What an odd confluence of email memes; right wing screed meet trolling hooker
Topic Started: Dec 1 2010, 09:30 AM (141 Views)
jon-nyc
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Cheers
This is the most bizarre thing, I got some spam from a trolling hooker or porn site, but the message cantained an attachment that was right-wing screed. Perhaps done to get the first message through spam filters? Anyway, I fould it comical:


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wow! you look superhot in them photos that are posted up
you know im actually on for a few more hours id like to
get to know you a little bit and share some of mine with you
use andadd my messengar name trisha.zollinger323@yahoo.com
just addme anytime now ill be waiting


-----Original Message-----
From: me@hotmail.com
To: cutestranger@hotmail.com
Sent: Wed, Nov 10, 2010 6:45 pm
Subject: (no subject)

Pass this on to your church, coworkers, family, and friends.
What do you have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain
----------- more than you will ever know?
What a clever idea!

Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get
ready to include an important address to your list.
Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS
CARD this year. As they are working so very hard to get rid of the
CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, card to
brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Make sure it says "Merry
Christmas" on it. Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude:

ACLU
125 Broad Street, 18th Floor
New York, NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations
because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing
contributions. So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas
alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a

"Holiday Tree." It's always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE!

And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to
communicate with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!

For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the
American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the US Government to
take God, Christmas or anything religious away from us. They represent
the atheists and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Frank_W
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Mithra could not be reached for comment....
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
If you have time to read this stuff you are in bad need of a job, Jon. :lol2:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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jon-nyc
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Mikhailoh
Dec 1 2010, 09:39 AM
If you have time to read this stuff you are in bad need of a job, Jon. :lol2:
Its a testament to my spam filter - its very rare for a non-serious message to get through.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
Well obviously you were going to open an email from a seemingly trolling hooker.
That's how we recruit people you know - to our world plan to spread Christmas cheer, love, grace, and pr0n.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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brenda
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Jon, what's so unusual? I get e-mails every day from hookers and conservative folks.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
:lol:
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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jon-nyc
Dec 1 2010, 10:44 AM
:lol:
Jon, since you seem to like contacts from hookers, you can sign up here for a daily e-mail on a hooking topic. http://rughookingdaily.ning.com
:wave:
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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