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John D'Oh's TV Interview!!!!!
Topic Started: Dec 1 2010, 07:03 AM (336 Views)
John D'Oh
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MAMIL
....that never was.


I got to Boston Logan on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving - there were more reporters than protesters. Actually, there were only 2 reporters, but it still holds true.

A reporter cleverly cornered me as I was heading to security, presumably because of my good looks and sophisticated accent (I know you chaps secretly love our pronounciation). I was about to expound on my thoughts regarding the TSA security philosophy when Mrs. D'Oh wisely told me, in no uncertain terms, that I was needed elsewhere. Probably for the best. I proceeded to have my body photographed at great expense to the taxpayer, and no doubt auctioned on e-bay.

What I really don't understand is why it takes 5 minutes to go through international security at Manchester, a process that included being interviewed by a very nicely spoken, intelligent official, who asked pertinent questions, but it takes the best part of 2 hours to make my way through Philadelphia immigration, customs, more immigration, and then, to top things off, another bloody round of security, completely surrounded by numerous highly uniformed, gum-chewing, officials doing goodness knows what.

Hmmmmmm?
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Aqua Letifer
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Would have paid good money to even see 10 seconds of that interview. :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Sigh.. if only we could auction him on Ebay.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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VPG
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When did they move Logan Airport to Philadelphia? Or why did the Philadelphia Immigation move to Logan or whatever?
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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John D'Oh
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Dec 1 2010, 08:19 AM
When did they move Logan Airport to Philadelphia? Or why did the Philadelphia Immigation move to Logan or whatever?
I was originally scheduled to fly from Manchester to Munich to Logan - there's no direct flight. Sadly, due to adverse weather conditions, the flight to Munich was cancelled, as was my plan to have an extended liquid lunch during the stopover. The only place left that I could get to was the City of Brotherly Love. After a brief examination of the area, I can only come to the conclusion that the brothers in question were Cain and Abel.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Aqua Letifer
Dec 1 2010, 08:04 AM
Would have paid good money to even see 10 seconds of that interview. :lol:
Ask and ye shall receive:

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Frank_W
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I'd have to haul her off to the side for a pat-down.

TSA Agent: "Hey!! What are you doing?! You don't even work for TSA!!"
Me: "Damn...." *grope grope* "Busted..." *running away....*
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Reminds me of this funny skit:

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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Dec 1 2010, 10:22 AM
Aqua Letifer
Dec 1 2010, 08:04 AM
Would have paid good money to even see 10 seconds of that interview. :lol:
Ask and ye shall receive:

the dude next to her never even noticed. :lol2: :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
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the dude next to her never even noticed.


Perhaps he is in the military? :)
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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Great one, Isaac! I used to watch Shimura-Ken all the time, when I lived in Japan. Funny show... :)
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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