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Singles Ad
Topic Started: Nov 30 2010, 04:14 PM (228 Views)
Newpianoplayer
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Senior Carp
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.






 
 
 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,

ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...

Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....































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George K
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Finally
:lol2:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
EWWWWWWWW! :D
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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brenda
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..............
Cats are still better. :)
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Frank_W
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Resident Misanthrope
Except that if you croak in your house and no one knows for a few days, cats will begin snacking on you.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Sold. Bring me the dog.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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