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TSA T-Shirt; You TSA haters will love this
Topic Started: Nov 30 2010, 11:02 AM (324 Views)
KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
T-shirt here
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Most awesome.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
How about briefs with a .45 automatic stenciled on the crotch in metalic ink.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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KlavierBauer
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JBryan: didn't find that, but I did find his and hers underwear with lead fig leafs on the privates.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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Nice.... :thumb:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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RosemaryTwo
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America is good for stuff like that.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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KlavierBauer
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R2
 
America is good for stuff like that.

And for just about everything else too. :)
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Axtremus
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Like the concept.

Though if they put too much metal in the metallic ink they use to print the T-shirts, that would be a sure fire way to trigger the metal detectors and get pulled aside for additional screening.
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sue
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Axtremus
Nov 30 2010, 12:38 PM
Like the concept.

Though if they put too much metal in the metallic ink they use to print the T-shirts, that would be a sure fire way to trigger the metal detectors and get pulled aside for additional screening.
That's what I was thinking. Way to draw attention to yourself. but then I guess you'd have the chance to be all pissed off and make a scene, which is surely the goal.
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KlavierBauer
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If you're wearing a shirt through the TSA with big letters spelling out your 4th Amendment rights, you're already drawing attention to yourself - and purposefully so.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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Sounds like a good strategy, if you're looking for a cheap thrill. :D
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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KlavierBauer
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Well if I want the cheap thrill I'll just opt out in the first place.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Frank_W
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:D :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Brilliant!
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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