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Krzysztof Kolumbuski
Topic Started: Nov 29 2010, 10:52 PM (276 Views)
ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Historians think Columbus was Polish...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Polish or not, the guy was a giant douchebag.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
"LEEEVE CHRIS ALONE!!!! WHADHE EVER DO TO YOU???? JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE AND DON"T BE A HATER!!!!!"
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
:lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
[stirringthepot]If Larry were European, he'd likely proclaim that Americans should say "Thank you" to Europe because they wouldn't exist without Columbus..[/stirringthepot]

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Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Obviously he was Polish. He landed in the Carribean and though he was in India.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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apple
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that's dumb
it behooves me to behold
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Piano*Dad
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Bull-Carp
Apple, how can you be so rude to Jon? ;)
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ivorythumper
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jon-nyc
Nov 30 2010, 02:47 AM
Obviously he was Polish. He landed in the Carribean and though he was in India.
He told people what they wanted to hear for additional investment capital -- just like Wall Street still does.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Nov 30 2010, 02:47 AM
Obviously he was Polish. He landed in the Carribean and though he was in India.
:lol2: I haven't heard a proper Polish joke in years.
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George K
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Finally
sue
Nov 30 2010, 02:20 PM
jon-nyc
Nov 30 2010, 02:47 AM
Obviously he was Polish. He landed in the Carribean and though he was in India.
:lol2: I haven't heard a proper Polish joke in years.
You know why so many Polish names end in "...ski?"

Because they can't spell "toboggan."

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By a remarkable coincidence, Josef Stalin, Konrad Adenauer, and Wladyslaw Gomulka (post WWII nationalist leader of Poland) all died on the same day, and showed up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter announced, "Comrade Stalin, you are truly a legendary leader - as a gesture of respect, I'm authorized to grant you one wish."

Stalin thinks briefly, then demands "Kill all the Germans!"

St. Peter is a bit taken aback, but a wish is a wish, so *poof* all the Germans are instantly slain.

Then St. Peter turns to Adenauer and says "Chancellor Adenauer, you too were a great leader, so I am also authorized to grant you one wish."

Adenauer is obvious shaken by the sudden death of his entire country, so he blurts out "Kill all the Russians!".

And just like that, *poof* all the Russians are dead.

Finally it's Gomulka's turn, so St. Peter asks this great leader what his wish will be:

"After what you've already done, just a cup of coffee, please."
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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