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| Turkey Pardoned! Country Rejoices! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 24 2010, 01:10 PM (212 Views) | |
| George K | Nov 24 2010, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGG6PlV6P58 Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon President Obama announces plans to deliver a two-hour speech explaining his reasons for granting clemency to Cranberry, the Thanksgiving turkey. Edited by George K, Nov 24 2010, 01:11 PM.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 24 2010, 01:18 PM Post #2 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Normative turkey ethics.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Piano*Dad | Nov 24 2010, 02:22 PM Post #3 |
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Bull-Carp
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Turkey pardoned? after execution |
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| George K | Nov 24 2010, 02:25 PM Post #4 |
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Doesn't anyone use an editor anymore? ![]() |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Improviso | Nov 24 2010, 02:29 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Exactly how did that Catholic bishop get inside that turkey? I mean did the turkey eat him a bit at a time or just gobble him whole? Oh, God? |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 24 2010, 02:33 PM Post #6 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Guess he should have gone to Ninevah when asked. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| jon-nyc | Nov 24 2010, 05:23 PM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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Probably forced himself on him while threatening divine retribution if he told anybody. |
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| Frank_W | Nov 29 2010, 08:35 AM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Obama pardoned the turkey, but wouldn't bother pardoning an unborn child. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| jon-nyc | Nov 29 2010, 10:18 AM Post #9 |
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Cheers
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at tncr any thread is an abortion thread waiting to happen. |
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| Frank_W | Nov 29 2010, 11:47 AM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Just doing my part. ![]() "Oh, look!! A fire!!" *dumping gasoline all over it...* |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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