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Turkey Pardoned! Country Rejoices!
Topic Started: Nov 24 2010, 01:10 PM (212 Views)
George K
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGG6PlV6P58

Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon



President Obama announces plans to deliver a two-hour speech explaining his reasons for granting clemency to Cranberry, the Thanksgiving turkey.
Edited by George K, Nov 24 2010, 01:11 PM.
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Normative turkey ethics.


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I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Turkey pardoned?

after execution
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George K
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Piano*Dad
Nov 24 2010, 02:22 PM
Turkey pardoned?

after execution
Doesn't anyone use an editor anymore?

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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Exactly how did that Catholic bishop get inside that turkey? I mean did the turkey eat him a bit at a time or just gobble him whole? Oh, God?
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Luke's Dad
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Nov 24 2010, 02:29 PM
Exactly how did that Catholic bishop get inside that turkey? I mean did the turkey eat him a bit at a time or just gobble him whole? Oh, God?
Guess he should have gone to Ninevah when asked.
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jon-nyc
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Nov 24 2010, 02:29 PM
Exactly how did that Catholic bishop get inside that turkey?
Probably forced himself on him while threatening divine retribution if he told anybody.
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Frank_W
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Obama pardoned the turkey, but wouldn't bother pardoning an unborn child.
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at tncr any thread is an abortion thread waiting to happen.
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Just doing my part. :D

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