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Topic Started: Nov 13 2010, 09:13 PM (204 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Twenty five Pakistanis have been reported killed or seriously injured in Detroit this morning after a bunk bed collapsed.

Police believe it was the work of Al-IKEA
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TSA agents removed an elderly woman with a skein of yarn and knitting needles from a plane this afternoon after hearing her speak about her plans to knot an Afghan.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A girl asks her doctor " how many calories are there in sperm?"

The doctor replies "trust me love,if you swallow no one gives a fig how fat you are."
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Last night I arranged a threesome.

There were a couple no shows but I had a great time.
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What's the difference between a girl from West Virginia and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells pretty bad, the other's a fish.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink drink.

A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies.

"Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your injun runnin?"
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Nov 13 2010, 09:19 PM
What's the difference between a girl from West Virginia and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells pretty bad, the other's a fish.
I am *so* going to use that at work on Monday (the heart surgeon I'm working with is from Minnesoooota).
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The Lone Ranger and his horse got captured by a group of Indians. The Indians took them back to their tribe where the chief informed him that despite his great friendship with the Indians, he was still a white man, and must be killed. However, due to his status as Kemo Sabe, they would allow him one last request before killing him that night when the moon arose. The Lone Ranger said "I'd like to talk to my horse."

So, they brought Silver over and The Lone Ranger whispered in his here, and like a flash, the faithful steed ran off. That evening, the braves are preparing the fire for the execution when they hear a thundering roar of hooves, and several women giggling. They turn to see Silver returned, and with several prostitutes on his back. Now, it's common knowledge that there's nothing the red man likes more than pie, so the Braves grab the hookers and head off to their wigwams, forgetting all about the planned execution. The next morning, the chief returns to our hero and exclaims "You really are great friend to the Comanche. But, you still white man, and you still must die. We give you one last request before we kill you tonight." The Lone Ranger again asks to talk to his horse, whisper's in Silver's ear, and again the great horse disappears, only to return that evening again with...That's right, another two prostitutes. Now the braves disappear with four prostitutes (including the two from the night before), and reappear in the morning.

"You are truly great friend" exclaims the Chief "We give you one more wish (and I like redheads!)" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak with his horse. The Indians happily lead him to Silver, where he smacks the horse across the nose and yells "I said posse, you idiot, posse!"
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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George K
Nov 13 2010, 09:42 PM
Luke's Dad
Nov 13 2010, 09:19 PM
What's the difference between a girl from West Virginia and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells pretty bad, the other's a fish.
I am *so* going to use that at work on Monday (the heart surgeon I'm working with is from Minnesoooota).
He likes jokes about West Virginia? ;) :lol2:

Lucky man you are, George, to work with a Minnesoooootan.
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Larry
Nov 13 2010, 09:30 PM
"Did ya know ya left your injun runnin?"
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck.
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West Virginia pillow talk: "Get offa' me, Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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