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Topic Started: Nov 13 2010, 07:27 PM (391 Views)
George K
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You Park Like an A$$hole.

Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

Check out the gallery: http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php
A guide to GKSR: Click

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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
ive left this note on people's windows...

if you screw like you park, i bet you dont have any kids....
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
Awaiting Aqua's response, in 3... 2... 1....

^_^
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

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George K
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Dewey
Nov 13 2010, 08:06 PM
Awaiting Aqua's response, in 3... 2... 1....
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that site. :tiki:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Luke's Dad
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Aqua definitely needs to post his pics.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
What passive-aggressive jakcassery. If you're gonna rock the boat, rock the boat! Own up to it!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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KlavierBauer
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HOLY CARP!!!
I like AL's style of parking-vigilantism.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
This is a thread filled with potential. Potential aggression, that is. :lol2:
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jon-nyc
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This guy needs to get his car keyed.

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Yes! The Ultimate Parking-A-Hole Solution. Posted Image
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
jon-nyc
Nov 14 2010, 08:33 AM
This guy needs to get his car keyed.

Posted Image
this is a guy seriously in love with his truck. betcha he's the kind of guy who goes in the express line up in the grocery store with his way over the limit cart.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Or have four valve stems removed...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
ivorythumper
Nov 14 2010, 09:38 AM
Or have four valve stems removed...
I like that. After all, he's been so good as to give us such comfortable access to all sides of his vehicle.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
sue
Nov 14 2010, 09:40 AM
ivorythumper
Nov 14 2010, 09:38 AM
Or have four valve stems removed...
I like that. After all, he's been so good as to give us such comfortable access to all sides of his vehicle.
:thumb:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Today in Scottsdale AZ
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I wouldn't have thought to photo it if weren't for this thread...

The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
Bic pen.
Tire valves.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
We stopped at Fresh and Easy recently and as we were leaving, a 20ish couple in a BMW parked in a handicapped spot, no plate, no decal. The rest of the lot was half empty. WTF. I guess I find it all the more annoying having been the girl on crutches with a handicapped permit who occasionally found cars occupying those spots without a permit.
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The 89th Key
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This is one reason I wish I drove a worthless car. That way, I could just park so close to the person that they have to get in through the passenger side door. :)

It would also work well if someone is trying to merge and not wait in line. If I drove a worthless car, I would absolutely let the person run into me. :)

Maybe I'll ask Santa for a worthless car this Christmas.
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RosemaryTwo
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HOLY CARP!!!
When I found a middle-aged couple parking in the "expectant moms / moms with young children spot" at the local grocery store, and I happened to be 9 months pregnant toting around a 20-month old boy, I gave them an earful about why I thought the store created spots like that.

Hormonal rage felt good.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
The 89th Key
Nov 15 2010, 06:45 AM
This is one reason I wish I drove a worthless car. That way, I could just park so close to the person that they have to get in through the passenger side door. :)

It would also work well if someone is trying to merge and not wait in line. If I drove a worthless car, I would absolutely let the person run into me. :)

Maybe I'll ask Santa for a worthless car this Christmas.
I dunno about worthless, but I fairly recently paid my car off and well, you've seen it, it has dents and scratches on both sides. I have no qualms about further damage if it's the other guy's fault; thanks for giving me money to fix the old body damage too, jackass!

There's nothing better than watching some douche try to merge into you, then swerve back at the last second when he sees you're not going to yield. Yeah, you honk that horn mother****er, do you feel better? :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
RosemaryTwo
Nov 15 2010, 06:48 AM
When I found a middle-aged couple parking in the "expectant moms / moms with young children spot" at the local grocery store, and I happened to be 9 months pregnant toting around a 20-month old boy, I gave them an earful about why I thought the store created spots like that.

Hormonal rage felt good.
Usually does. :thumb:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Aqua Letifer
Nov 15 2010, 07:27 AM
There's nothing better than watching some douche try to merge into you, then swerve back at the last second when he sees you're not going to yield. Yeah, you honk that horn mother****er, do you feel better? :lol:
I once mortified my mother when, at age 17 or so, I said 'driving is a zero-sum game. Somebody wins, and somebody loses.'
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
jon-nyc
Nov 15 2010, 07:36 AM
Aqua Letifer
Nov 15 2010, 07:27 AM
There's nothing better than watching some douche try to merge into you, then swerve back at the last second when he sees you're not going to yield. Yeah, you honk that horn mother****er, do you feel better? :lol:
I once mortified my mother when, at age 17 or so, I said 'driving is a zero-sum game. Somebody wins, and somebody loses.'
:lol:

When I was delivering, and my parents would ask me how work was going, my answer for years was "oh you know, same old."

Unless I felt some urge to brew up some excitement. Then I'd tell details.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Frank_W
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People that take up two and four spaces: I see that crap CONSTANTLY, here in Tennessee. If I happen to be walking by, I'll hock a loogie on their windshield. I usually try to aim right at the driver's side, right in the middle.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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musicasacra
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HOLY CARP!!!
RosemaryTwo
Nov 15 2010, 06:48 AM
When I found a middle-aged couple parking in the "expectant moms / moms with young children spot" at the local grocery store, and I happened to be 9 months pregnant toting around a 20-month old boy, I gave them an earful about why I thought the store created spots like that.

Hormonal rage felt good.
:thumb:
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