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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 13 2010, 07:27 PM (391 Views) | |
| George K | Nov 13 2010, 07:27 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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You Park Like an A$$hole. Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it. Check out the gallery: http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| bachophile | Nov 13 2010, 07:35 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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ive left this note on people's windows... if you screw like you park, i bet you dont have any kids.... |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Dewey | Nov 13 2010, 08:06 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Awaiting Aqua's response, in 3... 2... 1....
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | Nov 13 2010, 08:11 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that site.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 13 2010, 08:17 PM Post #5 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Aqua definitely needs to post his pics. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 13 2010, 09:07 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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What passive-aggressive jakcassery. If you're gonna rock the boat, rock the boat! Own up to it! |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Nov 13 2010, 09:37 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I like AL's style of parking-vigilantism. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Mikhailoh | Nov 14 2010, 04:20 AM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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This is a thread filled with potential. Potential aggression, that is.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| jon-nyc | Nov 14 2010, 08:33 AM Post #9 |
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Cheers
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This guy needs to get his car keyed. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| kenny | Nov 14 2010, 09:14 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes! The Ultimate Parking-A-Hole Solution.
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| sue | Nov 14 2010, 09:27 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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this is a guy seriously in love with his truck. betcha he's the kind of guy who goes in the express line up in the grocery store with his way over the limit cart. |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 14 2010, 09:38 AM Post #12 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Or have four valve stems removed... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| sue | Nov 14 2010, 09:40 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I like that. After all, he's been so good as to give us such comfortable access to all sides of his vehicle. |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 14 2010, 09:50 AM Post #14 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 14 2010, 05:19 PM Post #15 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Today in Scottsdale AZ![]() I wouldn't have thought to photo it if weren't for this thread... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 14 2010, 06:00 PM Post #16 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Bic pen. Tire valves. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| musicasacra | Nov 14 2010, 08:14 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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We stopped at Fresh and Easy recently and as we were leaving, a 20ish couple in a BMW parked in a handicapped spot, no plate, no decal. The rest of the lot was half empty. WTF. I guess I find it all the more annoying having been the girl on crutches with a handicapped permit who occasionally found cars occupying those spots without a permit. |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 15 2010, 06:45 AM Post #18 |
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This is one reason I wish I drove a worthless car. That way, I could just park so close to the person that they have to get in through the passenger side door. ![]() It would also work well if someone is trying to merge and not wait in line. If I drove a worthless car, I would absolutely let the person run into me. ![]() Maybe I'll ask Santa for a worthless car this Christmas. |
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| RosemaryTwo | Nov 15 2010, 06:48 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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When I found a middle-aged couple parking in the "expectant moms / moms with young children spot" at the local grocery store, and I happened to be 9 months pregnant toting around a 20-month old boy, I gave them an earful about why I thought the store created spots like that. Hormonal rage felt good. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 15 2010, 07:27 AM Post #20 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I dunno about worthless, but I fairly recently paid my car off and well, you've seen it, it has dents and scratches on both sides. I have no qualms about further damage if it's the other guy's fault; thanks for giving me money to fix the old body damage too, jackass! There's nothing better than watching some douche try to merge into you, then swerve back at the last second when he sees you're not going to yield. Yeah, you honk that horn mother****er, do you feel better?
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 15 2010, 07:28 AM Post #21 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Usually does.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| jon-nyc | Nov 15 2010, 07:36 AM Post #22 |
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Cheers
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I once mortified my mother when, at age 17 or so, I said 'driving is a zero-sum game. Somebody wins, and somebody loses.' |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 15 2010, 07:39 AM Post #23 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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When I was delivering, and my parents would ask me how work was going, my answer for years was "oh you know, same old." Unless I felt some urge to brew up some excitement. Then I'd tell details. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Frank_W | Nov 15 2010, 08:00 AM Post #24 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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People that take up two and four spaces: I see that crap CONSTANTLY, here in Tennessee. If I happen to be walking by, I'll hock a loogie on their windshield. I usually try to aim right at the driver's side, right in the middle. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| musicasacra | Nov 15 2010, 09:37 AM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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