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Hey Kenny!; can you put me up for a few nights in 2011?
Topic Started: Nov 11 2010, 02:28 PM (596 Views)
Big John
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I am going to take a road trip after the spring semester is over. Think you could put me up for a night or two? I am now a non-smoker so my car smells like my dungeon for a change and not like an ashtray.





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kenny
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I'd love to host you, but Jose may say no.
He's irrationally insecure and jealous.
This is without reason as I've been 100% faithful to him since we met 10 years ago, but there it is.
He has been cheated on in the past and is not over it.
This is unfortunate for me, but is one of those "accept it or dump him" kind of things.

I'll let you know.
BTW, these things are better asked in private.
Asking in public kind of puts me on the spot, hence my 100% frank answer.

I hope Jose says yes, but (honestly) don't hold your breath and if he says no I'd (hopefully WE'd) still love to see you.
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kenny
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Dare I ask . . . why does your car smell like a dungeon? . . . not that there's anything wrong with a dungeon. :devil:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I have a solution - send Big John by my place first and I'll castrate him for you. I'm sure I've got the tools for the job in a barn shed somewhere.

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KlavierBauer
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Wow...
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
It's a joke, KB......



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kenny
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Larry
Nov 11 2010, 03:11 PM
I have a solution - send Big John by my place first and I'll castrate him for you. I'm sure I've got the tools for the job in a barn shed somewhere.

OUUUUUUUUUCH!

Lar, you're such a bondage daddy ... nothing like the thrill of getting your balls chopped off. LOL
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Hi Kenny. Where ya been.
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kenny
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Jerking off. Fap Fap Fap!
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KlavierBauer
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Fap-matic.

Also - does Larry = Beary?

*snicker*
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Well, that sure took a long time.

I gather you don't get to do that very often..
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kenny
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Well, you know, I'm getting older, and all. :shrug: but I hear women like men who can last for 4 months.
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KlavierBauer
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I wish I could do that spit-take emoticon right now - but I hate emoticons.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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kenny
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KlavierBauer
Nov 11 2010, 03:41 PM
I wish I could do that spit-take emoticon right now - but I hate emoticons.
:help: :blueblink: :blueblink: :(blue:( :bluesmile: :hat: :smokin: :blue-_-: :bluetongue: :wub: :wave2:
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Kincaid
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KB - don't be a hater!

:hug:
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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KlavierBauer
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Sorry - I take it back.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
Nov 11 2010, 03:11 PM
I have a solution - send Big John by my place first and I'll castrate him for you. I'm sure I've got the tools for the job in a barn shed somewhere.

Wouldn't work. If memory serves, Kenny's a top.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
That's one of those things that I think I'd remember, Mik...... lol



(sorry, it was just too easy...)
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Larry, you promised you wouldn't say anything about the pictures we exchanged. I am sooooo embarrassed. My official position is that I'm Big John because I'm 6'5. they didn't have to know the tools will only fit in a barn shed and not a drawer. . . . . sheesh!!! Now Jose will NEVER say okay. . . or maybe he's on his way to Indiana I don't know.



Kenny, the dungeon reference meant I have a leather interior on my car. . .

Carry on. . .






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Larry
Nov 11 2010, 05:10 PM
That's one of those things that I think I'd remember, Mik...... lol
Now that was funny.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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KlavierBauer
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Dungeons smell like leather?

Hmmm... Normal dungeons, or just special ones?
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
This is almost as weird as Mik's comments about Pippi Longstockings...
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Klaus
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Why do you ask this in public, BJ? Common sense should tell you that this is not a good idea.
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Klaus
Nov 12 2010, 01:35 AM
Why do you ask this in public, BJ? Common sense should tell you that this is not a good idea.
Why ask the question when you already know the answer? Good point.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Big John
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Klaus: Kenny stayed here when he got out of piano tech school. My s'way was the first piano he tuned. There were pictures galore on here.

I didn't feel a need to create a secret where one didn't exist. If you want to read something into it, that's your choice. As for IT, he'll read an ulterior motive into anything.





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