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The big 1 MILLION!
Topic Started: Sep 20 2010, 05:45 PM (421 Views)
raris
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What are you guys going to do to celebrate the forum getting 1,000,000 posts! HUGE milestone!
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The 89th Key
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Hmmm, at the current rate (total posts divided by number of days we've been here), the millionth post will happen 3-4 months from now..... I'll probably crack open a beer.

Note: This isn't different from any other day :cheers:
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John D'Oh
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I will stop posting forever. Well, OK, maybe for like 10 minutes.

If that isn't motivation to the rest of you, then I don't know what is.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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raris
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Sep 20 2010, 05:55 PM
Hmmm, at the current rate (total posts divided by number of days we've been here), the millionth post will happen 3-4 months from now..... I'll probably crack open a beer.

Note: This isn't different from any other day :cheers:
why would it take so long... thats stupid you guys talk a lot
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Dewey
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HOLY CARP!!!
We're going to kidnap our least favorite troll, as determined by a poll, and burn him or her at the stake.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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George K
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Dewey
Sep 20 2010, 06:02 PM
We're going to kidnap our least favorite troll, as determined by a poll, and burn him or her at the stake.
I nominate Dewey to set up the poll.

Second, anyone?
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Dewey
Sep 20 2010, 06:02 PM
We're going to kidnap our least favorite troll, as determined by a poll, and burn him or her at the stake.
Can we invite O'Donnell? I hear she knows some kick-ass spells. :lol:
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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Dewey
Sep 20 2010, 06:02 PM
We're going to kidnap our least favorite troll, as determined by a poll, and burn him or her at the stake.
raris da fé?


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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
Riddle me this:

If the New Coffee Room board has 831,671 posts and the forum has 936,934 posts total, where's the other 100K or so? The other boards don't add up to that.

PM's maybe... topics count?
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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John D'Oh
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Sep 20 2010, 06:13 PM
Riddle me this:

If the New Coffee Room board has 831,671 posts and the forum has 936,934 posts total, where's the other 100K or so? The other boards don't add up to that.
Those are all the PM's between the various cabal members discussing Things Which Cannot Be Named.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
I suppose the Barge is involved too?
Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments
and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
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Sep 20 2010, 06:17 PM
I suppose the Barge is involved too?
I could tell you, but first I'd have to kill you.

Oh no, that wouldn't work. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, except if I told you now you'd probably run away since I've warned you, plus you might be the High Wizard of Barge and then I'd really be up sh!t creek without a roll of toilet paper.
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Sorry, I can't tell you.
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Also, there's no such thing as The Barge.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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John D'Oh
Sep 20 2010, 06:22 PM
there's no such thing as The Barge.
Click....if you dare.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Improviso
Sep 20 2010, 06:13 PM
Riddle me this:

If the New Coffee Room board has 831,671 posts and the forum has 936,934 posts total, where's the other 100K or so? The other boards don't add up to that.

PM's maybe... topics count?
Wow, I didn't realize I was that prolific in my post-deleting moderating POWERS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH

(jk)

Maybe replies don't include the first thread-starting post in each of the 60,000+ threads?
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Raris, as a new member, you need to learn the rules. Regarding the millionth post, this is the rule:

http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8580737&t=7266973
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Riley
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HOLY CARP!!!
Improviso
Sep 20 2010, 06:13 PM
Riddle me this:

If the New Coffee Room board has 831,671 posts and the forum has 936,934 posts total, where's the other 100K or so? The other boards don't add up to that.

PM's maybe... topics count?
61,313 topics + 831,689 replies = 893,002 posts.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
George K
Sep 20 2010, 06:27 PM
John D'Oh
Sep 20 2010, 06:22 PM
there's no such thing as The Barge.
Click....if you dare.
Miguel Jackson, anybody?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Luke's Dad
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George K
Sep 20 2010, 06:04 PM
Dewey
Sep 20 2010, 06:02 PM
We're going to kidnap our least favorite troll, as determined by a poll, and burn him or her at the stake.
I nominate Dewey to set up the poll.

Second, anyone?
Bump...
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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