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Tired of junk mail?; ...here's an idea
Topic Started: Aug 6 2010, 08:09 AM (135 Views)
The 89th Key
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Mail them back a brick!

http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/
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George K
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Finally
You can't put anything in a mailbox that weighs over 13 ounces, so you have to take it to the post office. PITA.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
George K
Aug 6 2010, 08:19 AM
You can't put anything in a mailbox that weighs over 13 ounces, so you have to take it to the post office. PITA.
TOTALLY worth it.

We have plenty of heavy and hard-to-manage things at our place from two roommates moving out.

And plenty of junk mail, from Crapcast specifically.

Sounds like I gots me a new summertime hobby!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Aqua, I require 1x picture of each.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
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Aug 6 2010, 08:24 AM
Aqua, I require 1x picture of each.
I'll make a mental note!

We have about eight bags of QUIKRETE in our storage shed just taking up space.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Actually we demand 1X update on Neighbor War 2010.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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:yes:
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Perhaps the Quikcrete could figure in there as well. :devilgrin:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Aqua Letifer
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Mikhailoh
Aug 6 2010, 08:27 AM
Actually we demand 1X update on Neighbor War 2010.
:lol:

It may be the dog days of summer here but both sides have gone Cold War with this thing. Not a lot of activity but a lot of intelligence gathering.

They were walking around the back yard one afternoon during the week (they stupidly assume we all leave during the day M-F, but one of my roommates is a computer science student who works from home.) My roommate caught them while he was in the kitchen. He walked out and just watched them slink back to their basement dungeon. No idea what they were planning.

Now they know that the teal-covered Acura is his, since it was the only car in the driveway at the time. He needs to take it into the shop, and he was going to do so before he left for vacation, but we convinced him to keep it in the driveway while he was gone. It's just me and my other roommate for a couple weeks (usually there's 5) of us, and we need to create the appearance that someone's home during the day. We occasionally use his car to get groceries in the evenings so they don't get the idea that he's actually gone.

So far it seems to be working and I do my part by saving my fruit pits and seeds and chucking that **** onto their car every 5 days or so.

And we keep finding dog**** in front of our front door. You'd think they'd put it by our cars or something because now we just expect it.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Aug 6 2010, 08:26 AM
We have about eight bags of QUIKRETE in our storage shed just taking up space.
If they are unopened, Craigslist them!

If I'm in your neighborhood, I'd go pick them up from you if you discount them to some attractive percentage below Home Depot prices.
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Axtremus
Aug 6 2010, 10:49 AM
Aqua Letifer
Aug 6 2010, 08:26 AM
We have about eight bags of QUIKRETE in our storage shed just taking up space.
If they are unopened, Craigslist them!

If I'm in your neighborhood, I'd go pick them up from you if you discount them to some attractive percentage below Home Depot prices.
The fun of screwin' around >> making money, Ax.






Actually, we're just talking about the craigslist thing but I think this also explains a lot about my life situation in general. :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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MAMIL
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Aug 6 2010, 10:52 AM
The fun of screwin' around >> making money, Ax.
And there, ladies and gentlemen, is what liberalism has brought us to! Did Hitler screw around with concrete when he wanted to upset the neighbours? Well, actually I suppose he did. Those pill-boxes didn't build themselves, after all.

OK, I'll rephrase it - There, ladies and germs, is what fascism has brought us to!
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Q: Does this help American families?
A: Yes. The United States postal Service employs nearly two million people. These numbers are going down drasticly because of increased e-mail use. This junk mail program signifigantly increases USPS income generation, which allows the government to employ more people. We at Dear Bulk Mailer are pro-family, pro-jobs, and pro-America.


Since junk-mail would make up a huge portion of USPS revenue, junk-mailers are also pro-family, pro-jobs, and pro-America. By trying to deter junk-mailers, that would actually make you anti-family, anti-jobs, and anti-America.
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